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Theory Scenario: You are at work, a male coworker ask, “what’s your body count?” How do you respond?

How do you respond to the body count question?

  • “I don’t feel comfortable discussing that at work.”

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • “Dude, I’ve been lacking - my body count is three.”

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • “Six.”

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • “Stop playing - you know I’m a virgin! Gatekeepers of sex hate me!”

    Votes: 4 28.6%

  • Total voters
    14
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be mysterious and allusive and act like I slay
 
High IQ - brocels ask, “well, why not say fourteen?”

- Because, goy - you probably don’t LOOK like the type of guy who has had sex with FOURTEEN different foids!
 
First or second, normies will probably think i’m trolling if I say the third option. Fourth choice would mark you as a target at work forever jfl
 
I have been asked if I had a gf by coworkers when I worked, I said "no, I just had some girls here and there, but nothing rly serious"
I think it worked to avoid the troubbles of being detected as an incel
 
You wouldn’t be able to discuss this at work unless it was related to faggotry
 
I would give them a weird look and stop talking
 
"give me a gun and we'll see that"

(in video game ofc)
 
@Diddy

Diddy kissing a white toilet
 

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