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Say youll become a merc

Monke

Monke

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Imagine being a merc. Imagine being sent to some third world shithole, to do some mercenary work there. You're tough, your commander is lenient to war crimes, and you care about paycheck only.

Your squad respects you and citizens are scared if you. If one of them calls you ugly, a bullet will change their mind.

One night you hear some movement in the building near by. You go there, you check surroundings, then first floor. All clear. You go to the basement and you see a girl there. She sobs, all alone. She looks rather young, but you find her hot. She sees you and hided in the corner. She says something in a language you don't understand, while covering her up.

What would you do?
 
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Escort her to safety (in minecraft)
 
Leave the building.
 
 
You try mercenary work? It might suit you.
 
After setting her on fire

I could have fought for Rhodesia back in the 80's. But I didn't have a passport );;;;
Bummer
 

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