janoycresva
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So i walked into this 24/7 bagel deli. The guy working there is super extroverted and always yapping about all kinds of stuff, nice guy. Anyways, I was waiting in line to get some onion bagels (these were super good btw, you could actually see all of the roasted onion on the bagel) and in front of me was this good looking irish kid with a goatee. He did look like one of those weird guys that doesn't do well in school but he was still good looking. This guys girlfriend was next to him and she was like 5'6-5'7 and 250lbs (maybe even 300lbs, although that's probably pushing it). Then the guy working there was saying something that I really didn't catch on to but he finished with telling the kid, "i bet she's gonna get extra kisses tonight". It's so over (or maybe this kid is just a chubby chaser). I would rather never have a gf or intercourse than play with this landwhale srs.