JFL Saturday Night Wizard(30+ virgin) roll call report ITT for duty!!!

[bluecollarCEL]

35 Here who has me beat? Am I the BEST of the BEST!!!

I know I fucked some escorts but to me that doesn't count.

 

[Weightcel]

@FeminismsCancer is 41 but he no longer browses.

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Don't have you beat but I have my wizardly bona fides. 30 KHHV

 

[Creep]

@FrustratedWhiteMale claims to be 55 years old, which would be the oldest here.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I'm 55 and never had sex. I thought people here would be around my age, not teenagers or 20's. I have a theory.
At my age, the women become desperate, and they come crawling back to the men. There are way more 50+ women the 50+ men, and most 50+ men want younger women. So I guess all the men my age are being grabbed up. There is hope for me, to get a woman my age.

 

[Templarcel421]

I'm 55 and never had sex. I thought people here would be around my age, not teenagers or 20's. I have a theory.
At my age, the women become desperate, and they come crawling back to the men. There are way more 50+ women the 50+ men, and most 50+ men want younger women. So I guess all the men my age are being grabbed up. There is hope for me, to get a woman my age.

RIP you oldcel. You cannot even properly cope here as younger members will bully you. Truest of truecels.

 

[BRCel123]

how many is "some" escorts?

 

[bluecollarCEL]

how many is "some" escorts?

5.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

RIP you oldcel. You cannot even properly cope here as younger members will bully you. Truest of truecels.

I have it better than young people. The women my age are more desperate so I'm more likely to get sex. There is too much competition for the 20 and 30 year olds.

 

[Templarcel421]

I have it better than young people. The women my age are more desperate so I'm more likely to get sex. There is too much competition for the 20 and 30 year olds.

True but holy fuark 55 years is a long time to wait

 

[bluecollarCEL]

I have it better than young people. The women my age are more desperate so I'm more likely to get sex. There is too much competition for the 20 and 30 year olds.

What are some of your oldcel hobbies? Model trains, model cars, rc cars/airplanes, books, gardening? Do you videogame at 55yo?

 

[Anger]

Can youngcels join?

 

[FiveFourManlet]

@FeminismsCancer is 41 but he no longer browses.

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35 Here who has me beat? Am I the BEST of the BEST!!!

I know I fucked some escorts but to me that doesn't count.

Lol

 

[Not_Important]

I'm 55 and never had sex. I thought people here would be around my age, not teenagers or 20's. I have a theory.
At my age, the women become desperate, and they come crawling back to the men. There are way more 50+ women the 50+ men, and most 50+ men want younger women. So I guess all the men my age are being grabbed up. There is hope for me, to get a woman my age.

All hail the grand wizard