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Would you exchange your soul for a loving non hypergamous virgin teen giga stacy foidlet?

  • YES ! : HAIL SATAN !

    Votes: 20 55.6%

  • NO ! : i'm a cuck

    Votes: 16 44.4%
  • Total voters
    36
  • Poll closed .
BabyFuck McGirlsex

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  • Legend has it that if you sell your soul to the Dark Prince Satan you will get whatever you want on this earth for as long as you live
  • A based musician called Robert Johnson sold his soul at a crossroads in Mississippi and got easy money, lots of women and a lifetime of fame in exchange
  • What if we could sell our souls to satan and get JB loli foidlets who are ultra giga Stacy's to be our loving wives for the rest of our lives?
  • Ofcourse we can request that Prince Satan removes hypergamy from the ultra giga Stacy foidlets so that they will not be attracted to Chads or anyone who mogs you.
  • Supreme Gentlemen of the Incel Cinematic Universe - would you sell your soul to the devil in exchange for a QT 3.14 virgin teen wife who will never cheat or cuck you?
 
YES ! : HAIL SATAN !
 
Satan would probably screw you over and just give you an ugly trap instead so no, fortunately my IQ isn't in the minus.
 
I'd sell my soul, but not for a girlfriend lol!
 
no wth stop this
 
By its very definition selling your soul is an intrinsically bad deal. You are acknowledging the existence of Satan, and by extension also acknowledging a God (even if it isn’t the biblical one per se).

JFL at willingly damning yourself
 
Swimcell said:
By its very definition selling your soul is an intrinsically bad deal. You are acknowledging the existence of Satan, and by extension also acknowledging a God (even if it isn’t the biblical one per se).

JFL at willingly damning yourself
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Volcel if you wouldn't sell your soul for a virgin giga stacy
 
Swimcell said:
Precisely

On a theological level I agree with you, but only because Heaven is so perfect that there’s no point to have sex.
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The sacred texts in Matthew 22:30 say "For in the resurrection neither do men marry nor are women given in marriage, but they are like angels in heaven [who do not marry nor produce children]."
 
I don't want to burn in hell.
 
I won’t be the slave of anyone. Fuck no.
 
Soul
 
It's easy
just sell your soul to satan then go soul farming in Dark souls
smh
 
BabyFuck McGirlsex said:
Legend has it that if you sell your soul to the Dark Prince Satan you will get whatever you want on this earth for as long as you live
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Is this possible? I would do it without any hesitation. I could finally drive...
 
LastGerman said:
Is this possible? I would do it without any hesitation. I could finally drive...
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Sorry - but The Dark Prince Satan only gives you a harem of Giga Stacy's in exchange for your soul. He doesn't give Drivers Licences :feelsgah: :feelsgah: :feelsgah:
 
BabyFuck McGirlsex said:
Sorry - but The Dark Prince Satan only gives you a harem of Giga Stacy's in exchange for your soul. He doesn't give Drivers Licences :feelsgah: :feelsgah: :feelsgah:
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I do not care for females. I just want the ability to drive and since you are allowed to obtain a wish by giving your soul in exchange, this should be possible.

You said it yourself:
BabyFuck McGirlsex said:
A based musician called Robert Johnson sold his soul at a crossroads in Mississippi and got easy money, lots of women and a lifetime of fame in exchange
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He got more than females. He got basically everything. It is said, that he got his guitar skill by Satan himself. He also died at age 27 (Club 27). Quite a lot of skilled people died at that age.

So, there is something to it. But how can I get in contact with it?
 
LastGerman said:
I do not care for females. I just want the ability to drive and since you are allowed to obtain a wish by giving your soul in exchange, this should be possible.

You said it yourself:


He got more than females. He got basically everything. It is said, that he got his guitar skill by Satan himself. He also died at age 27 (Club 27). Quite a lot of skilled people died at that age.

So, there is something to it. But how can I get in contact with it?
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Chess GRANDMASTER IQ

Im not sure how you sell your soul, but im sure you can get a drivers licence in exchange - i think you can even get a free Ferrari + AMG Mercedes-Benz
 
BabyFuck McGirlsex said:
Im not sure how you sell your soul, but im sure you can get a drivers licence in exchange - i think you can even get a free Ferrari + AMG Mercedes-Benz
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A dream come true... There has to be some way. Perhaps I can go around to some churches and ask about how to get in contact with it? Or perhaps I can send some e-mails to political parties and ask them how to do it? I can also try to get in contact with the Bohemian Grove? Because apparently this happened:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymR0C2IULc


So, there has to be something. I would do anything in order to obtain the ability to drive. Nothing is more important than that. Not being able to drive as a grown up man is absolutely infuriating and emasculating.

I would actually team up with anything at this point. I would become a servant of the "evil" which means I would even get powers afterwards. I would also have a real purpose in this life.
 
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LastGerman said:
A dream come true... There has to be some way. Perhaps I can go around to some churches and ask about how to get in contact with it? Or perhaps I can send some e-mails to political parties and ask them how to do it? I can also try to get in contact with the Bohemian Grove? Because apparently this happened:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymR0C2IULc


So, there has to be something. I would do anything in order to obtain the ability to drive. Nothing is more important than that. Not being able to drive as a grown up man is absolutely infuriating and emasculating.

I would actually team up with anything at this point. I would become a servant of the "evil" which means I would even get powers afterwards. I would also have a real purpose in this life.
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Maybe the ILLUMINATI could help you there?
 
I don't believe in souls.

But if hypothetically a soul were to exist, and it were to have enough value in order for a supernatural creature such as the devil to give enough of a shit about it in order to exchange it for a virgin qt wife, then I wouldn't trade my soul for anything, because obviously it's worth much more than that.
 
Selling your immortal soul to get some worthless foid- nigga please, who you are calling a cuck :feelsseriously:

You could at least wish for something more usefull
 
Adrian Shephard said:
Selling your immortal soul to get some worthless foid- nigga please, who you are calling a cuck :feelsseriously:

You could at least wish for something more usefull
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Next level simping
 
Selling your soul is a retarded idea.
If you are talking about a biblical satan it is literally joining the losing team.
 
Unhappy-Man said:
Selling your soul is a retarded idea.
If you are talking about a biblical satan it is literally joining the losing team.
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Based
The Devil is a liar !
:feelsmage:
 
Swimcell said:
By its very definition selling your soul is an intrinsically bad deal. You are acknowledging the existence of Satan, and by extension also acknowledging a God (even if it isn’t the biblical one per se).

JFL at willingly damning yourself
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Unhappy-Man said:
Selling your soul is a retarded idea.
If you are talking about a biblical satan it is literally joining the losing team.
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Adrian Shephard said:
Selling your immortal soul to get some worthless foid- nigga please, who you are calling a cuck :feelsseriously:

You could at least wish for something more usefull
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It's the ultimate cuckdeal. Imagine giving your soul over to the devil knowing an eternity of suffering awaits you just to spend 50 years on this earth in the company of a female.

Matthew 16:26

For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?
 
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