JFL Russian cult worships female character from 80s Disney cartoon

[Deleted member 17724]

https://unitedsquid.com/why-are-russian-cult-followers-worshipping-gadget-hackwrench/

Sometimes some crimes go slipping through the cracks, but bizarre religious movements never do. Like the one in Russia based on the classic Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers cartoon. More specifically, it’s a religion for Gadget Hackwrench – the mechanically handy mouse who invents most of the tools used by the crime-busting chipmunks.

So why do they do it? Well, it’s a long story, but an interesting one. For starters, their following began as a fan group like any other in the Russian city of Nizhny Novgorod. However, some members of the fandom didn’t think the group went far enough. They didn’t just want to appreciate Gadget Hackwrench as a character, they wanted to communicate with her directly. To shake her anthropomorphic hand and see her mousy inventions firsthand.

And they have read The Secret because they decided the only way to make that fantasy a reality would be to drop everything and devote their lives to earnestly worshipping Gadget Hackwrench until she manifests herself in our reality. Basically, their thought process is that if enough people wish for some hard enough and long enough, eventually it will become true. Some of them even believe Gadget has already visited other dimensions to bless fans from parallel universes for their faith.

Not only that, but there are no less than three denominations of Gadgetology which are not mutually exclusive: Traditional Gadgetology, Progressive Gadgetology, and Apocalyptic Gadgetology .

Thus far, the cult of Gadgetology has produced everything from hymns, to religious texts, to a series of sermons which are exclusively available to different tiers of the following. The higher your tier, the higher clearance you have to access additional insight and knowledge into the mysterious but always loving wats Gadget Hackwrench.

Waifuism has become reality.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Damn not even a cute anime waifu but a fucking rat.
It's over for slavcels.

 

[Deleted member 21883]

Theotokos was the original waifu. A cosmic trad virgin who loves you and that you can talk to.

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

Damn not even a cute anime waifu but a fucking rat.
It's over for slavcels.

Why couldn’t they worship something sexier like this

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

We need holograms and sexbots now.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Damn not even a cute anime waifu but a fucking rat.
It's over for slavcels.

 

[Opus132]

I see a distinctly lack of testosterone in those people. Soy, not even once.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Many men! Many many many men!.

 

[Blacktarpill]

dafaq man
let them cope tbh

 

[Deleted member 22531]

I remember hearing about this a few years ago

 

[Dregster]

https://unitedsquid.com/why-are-russian-cult-followers-worshipping-gadget-hackwrench/

Waifuism has become reality.

It's Over

 

[SryMyEnglish]

Its over for my commradcels.

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Still better than 3d whores

 

[78980n]

Still better than 3d whores

 

[Damo the incel]

Still better than 3d whores

Does the 2d whores get your 4cm hard

 

[metabuxx]

These simps will swoop down to their lowest level to get laid

 

[Deleted member 20434]

No way that’s the 80s

 

[Emba]

A RAT ON THE TABLE!

SHOOT IT!

 

[Ellsworth]

One of them is getting laid, did you not see the female ?

 

[FinnCel]

Stalin should send them to gulag

 

[Unhappy-Man]

CartoonMouseWorshipmaxxing seems legit

 

[singleplayercel]

I wish I could cope like that

 

[Unhappy-Man]

One of them is getting laid, did you not see the female ?

It's the high t slavogre on the left of bottom pic

 

[zangano1]

Sounds like cuckness to me