Guy with no game. Also, incel PSL does not get laid no matter wut. Women want helpless retard-men these days, not competent guys with game.
Also, SUPER illegal, called Stolen Valor, will get you on Youtube as an enemy hated by millions of vets who watch these videos religiously and they will find you and beat the shit out of you. I have seen, IRL, vets berate dudes for wearing camo, and that's just wearing innocent camo.
Also possibly considered rape (not in my opinion, but it's not great) as that level of deceit being the foundation for sex is considered to be rape by many.