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LifeFuel Rules to be an Escortcel

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I have been asked on other forums how does one get an escort. I won't share the names of sites I visited, but as someone who has only been with escorts across the country (from NYC to LA) and has escortcelled for the past four years, I would like to share what I've learned.

1: Do Your Research
Look to see has the person been posting for a while. Does their photograph appear under several phone numbers? Are they located on the bad side of town? Do they have mostly positive reviews or are they mixed (some people get friends to write fake reviews). Always know who you are seeing before contacting them.

2: Don't trust anyone
Seriously. I had a girl rob me who I saw three times. If you give them money and they claimed to forgot something, don't let them leave. Now some escorts what clients to prepay. Don't do it. There's nothing stopping them from not fulfilling their promise.

3: See upscale escorts
If you just want a nut, you should just see a cheap escort. But be forewarned, they are most likely bad at services and they see anybody. High-scale escorts will cost more ($250+). Those are the ones that will usually provide a GFE (Girlfriend Experience) and be better performers and stay in better places (like 5-star hotels or nice apartment buildings). However, just because someone cost $1,000 per hour doesn't mean they'll be good. I've read reviews of girls who charge $1,000 and dudes said they were terrible and they had better experience with $80 girls. Even porn stars can provide bad performers. There are reviews of pornstars I like but dudes admitted that they were nothing like they were in their videos

I'll make another thread to add more rules later.
 
High IQ first post
 
some questions:
how many escorts have you fucked circa?
do you always use a condom or bare?
are you scared of std's? ever been tested?
 
strong first post
 
Thanks for the advice. Been thinking of doing this with any leftover money at the end of the year. Will keep this in mind.
 
some questions:
how many escorts have you fucked circa?
do you always use a condom or bare?
are you scared of std's? ever been tested?
I've been with over 20. I always used a condom (except once). And I've been tested after that particular experience
 
If I may add my disease-avoiding rule: don't put your mouth ANYWHERE; don't fuck either vag or asshole without a condom. Mouthfucking is ok.

Never failed me. I have fucked cheap whores who were obviously with STDs and got absolutely nothing.
 
Where do Ameicels find escorts now that Backpage has been nuked?
 
If I may add my disease-avoiding rule: don't put your mouth ANYWHERE; don't fuck either vag or asshole without a condom. Mouthfucking is ok.

Never failed me. I have fucked cheap whores who were obviously with STDs and got absolutely nothing.
Totally agree
Where do Ameicels find escorts now that Backpage has been nuked?
There are various sites and social media
 
prostitution is for cuck
Didn’t even read, escortceling is a waste of time , money, effort for subpar intimacy if you even call it that.
 
escortceling is a good alternate to sexdollmaxing but sexdollmaxing mogs escortcelling because low chance of stds and forming an intimate relationship with a roastie
 
I have been asked on other forums how does one get an escort. I won't share the names of sites I visited, but as someone who has only been with escorts across the country (from NYC to LA) and has escortcelled for the past four years, I would like to share what I've learned.

1: Do Your Research
Look to see has the person been posting for a while. Does their photograph appear under several phone numbers? Are they located on the bad side of town? Do they have mostly positive reviews or are they mixed (some people get friends to write fake reviews). Always know who you are seeing before contacting them.

2: Don't trust anyone
Seriously. I had a girl rob me who I saw three times. If you give them money and they claimed to forgot something, don't let them leave. Now some escorts what clients to prepay. Don't do it. There's nothing stopping them from not fulfilling their promise.

3: See upscale escorts
If you just want a nut, you should just see a cheap escort. But be forewarned, they are most likely bad at services and they see anybody. High-scale escorts will cost more ($250+). Those are the ones that will usually provide a GFE (Girlfriend Experience) and be better performers and stay in better places (like 5-star hotels or nice apartment buildings). However, just because someone cost $1,000 per hour doesn't mean they'll be good. I've read reviews of girls who charge $1,000 and dudes said they were terrible and they had better experience with $80 girls. Even porn stars can provide bad performers. There are reviews of pornstars I like but dudes admitted that they were nothing like they were in their videos

I'll make another thread to add more rules later.

Good man. High IQ thread.
 

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