LifeFuel Roasties on suicide watch

[turbocuckcel_7000]

"Here’s one you probably never thought about. If you habitually use a straw with your beverages, you will start to develop lines and wrinkles around your mouth due to the pursing motion required to suck up fluid. After the age of 25, the collagen in our skin starts to break down, and this is when repetitive actions are likely to causing wrinkling."

 

[Cuyen]

die bitch die

 

[wereqryan]

you will start to develop lines and wrinkles around your mouth due to the pursing motion required to suck up fluid.

They use that motion for sucking Chad dick as well.

 

[Gengar]

die bitch die

 

[wereqryan]

Also, big cope because women will use creams and cosmetic procedures to replenish the collagen in their face. Women are fundamentally blackpilled.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

die bitch die

 

[Blacktarpill]

Suifuel for boymaxxers

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Suifuel for boymaxxers

 

[Michael15651]

Suifuel for boymaxxers

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

They use that motion for sucking Chad dick as well.

that's the joke, i hope everyone gets it

tfw you need foreskin facial treatments to restore your collagen and get rid of wrinkles you got from sucking too much dick in the first place, it really is all about dicks when it comes to roasts

 

[Zielony4]

Damn. It's over.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I'm starting no straw maxxing

 

[Deleted member 14866]

women looksmaxx all the time, they'll still fuck chad at the end of the day

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

California is helping femoids by banning straws then

they'll make up for it with an extra dick per week