I made a noodlewhore piss herself on Friday morning.
In my car, dressed like an antifa fag (no I won't elaborate
), rapping to my favorite Deutschrappers lyrics, I abruptly get out of my car, still rapping and make a weird noise while standing up, (my attire limits my vision) suddenly a 5' asian foid is directly in front of me, I'm within a foot or two of her, looking like a goddamn schizo jihadist, muttering in a foreign language and making weird sounds at an inappropriate distance from another person in a near empty parking lot, parked near the back (the danger zone in a foids mind). I realized what I had done after she stepped back like her knees were jellified for maybe a second (the oh-shit step back), I deanonymized my attire, continued to walk to my destination, I saw her standing by a tree and other cars with some people making idle conversation, she was on her phone looking at me from what is now the other side of the road, I walk in the building and she makes rendezvous with some 6'6 giant who escorts her into the building while they are talking quietly.
From this I surmise she has pissed herself, she was so afraid. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.