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Roasties and mileage

Sheogorath

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Miles
 
Damn 100 thrusts. Wonder how many I can make?
 
Whores should be burned.
 
The amount of mileage it takes from Halifax to Vancouver.
 
"High Mileage, A real fixer upper for a bargain lowered premium discounted price. It can all be yours! Just throw in one of those pine tree scented air fresheners where it will smell like brand new all over again." :feelsaww::feelsclown:

 
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Careful now or else @FrothySolutions will accuse you of being volcel :soy::bluepill:
I would counter but mods tend to get ban-happy every time I explain that my refusal to rape women already makes me volcel.

I think we need to make a new word other than celibacy because celibacy has lost specific meaning.

Some kind of word meaning a lack of consensual relationships with a looksmatch.
 
No female will take a 5.5inch dick. When you unzip your pants, unless a monster dong falls out she will laugh her head off.

Cries in 5.7inches
 
No female will take a 5.5inch dick
I disagree, while foids will prioritize access to monster cocks, getting reamed by monster cock 24/7 might be exhausting.

I expect they need recovery time to heal the cervical bruising so during that time they might fuck a small cock as like a light massage for active recovery.
 
I disagree, while foids will prioritize access to monster cocks, getting reamed by monster cock 24/7 might be exhausting.

I expect they need recovery time to heal the cervical bruising so during that time they might fuck a small cock as like a light massage for active recovery.
They will take a dildo or a fuck their dog if they need a break from chads dick
 
They will take a dildo or a fuck their dog if they need a break from chads dick
Dildos are too high-effort, fucking a guy let's him do the movement

Dogs aren't obedient enough and they tie in her pussy and expand their knots, too unpredictable for recovery massage
 
No female will take a 5.5inch dick. When you unzip your pants, unless a monster dong falls out she will laugh her head off.

Cries in 5.7inches
<7" = dicklet
I disagree, while foids will prioritize access to monster cocks, getting reamed by monster cock 24/7 might be exhausting.

I expect they need recovery time to heal the cervical bruising so during that time they might fuck a small cock as like a light massage for active recovery.
Cope
 
Dogs aren't obedient enough and they tie in her pussy and expand their knots, too unpredictable for recovery massage
Swallow the dogpill bro
 
Swallow the dogpill bro
I'm not saying girls don't fuck dogs.

I'm saying they don't fuck the dogs as active recovery.

Fucking a dog is a big bruise-possible adventure like fucking gigachad thundercock.

That said: they probably use cunnilingus from the dog as an active recovery tool which is much gentler/safer.
 
:lul:
I would counter but mods tend to get ban-happy every time I explain that my refusal to rape women already makes me volcel.

I think we need to make a new word other than celibacy because celibacy has lost specific meaning.

Some kind of word meaning a lack of consensual relationships with a looksmatch.
Nah they won't

Gtfih @FrothySolutions and defend your cuckoldry :society:
 

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