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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/26/sex-before-marriage_n_3333073.html
Old article but gives insight into the rotted mind of your average foid and the affirmations they require to justify their degenerate pursuit of self-satisfaction without giving due thought to the consequences of their hedonism
1. "Not having sex with the opposite sex can also mean you ignore those longings you might have for the same sex"
Translation: I want to fulfill my perverted ambitions and get carpet munching out of my system before moving onto men.
2. "A lot of good sex is about listening to your partner and being able to respond accordingly. But how do you know if someone is a good listener or responder unless you try it first?"
Translation: I'm afraid of missing out on the rampant degeneracy my friends are a part of and will therefore hop from one dick to be ravished in as many ways possible before looking for the perfect man.
3. "Don’t you want to know if your husband is packing a hunting rifle or a tiny little plastic kid’s pistol? After all, he knows how big your boobs are."
Translation: My dick hopping has left me with an insatiable hunger for large cocks and I will not settle for a loving and faithful man if he cannot sexually ravage me like Chad and Tyrone. In fact, rejection from top tier males has left me frustrated and insecure to the point that I must belittle and emotionally scar men that were born with below average penises by referring to their uncontrollable life-long insecurity as a "tiny little plastic kid's pistol" while making the false equivalency of breast size.
4. Sexual problems like premature ejaculation, inability to get an erection, or even an allergy to your partner’s semen are all possibilities, wouldn’t you rather deal with those issues before you’re married? This way you know if your future is even going to address them.
Translation: I'm looking to settle for a man that can at least remind me of the past ravagings I experienced throughout college and will have little to no patience for the very real and traumatizing sexual dysfunctions that over 50% of men experience at some point in their lives. I have no idea what it's like to struggle with sexual dysfunction as all I have to do is spread my legs but I expect men gifted with my presence to work hard and resolve their issues promptly or else I can and will find a few dozen males worthy of my cunt by 10 o clock tonight. Despite working the cock carousel for most of my life, I am still not willing to sacrifice and will continue to sleep around until all my specifications are met or I am in dire need of money in which case I will accept a kneeling, drooling betabux as my slave. I hope his cum tastes as good as Chad's.
TLDR: "I want to live out wild bisexual fantasies, ride the cock carousel in college, and make sure my partner at least has Chad's big dick and sexual virility before settling down"
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Old article but gives insight into the rotted mind of your average foid and the affirmations they require to justify their degenerate pursuit of self-satisfaction without giving due thought to the consequences of their hedonism
1. "Not having sex with the opposite sex can also mean you ignore those longings you might have for the same sex"
Translation: I want to fulfill my perverted ambitions and get carpet munching out of my system before moving onto men.
2. "A lot of good sex is about listening to your partner and being able to respond accordingly. But how do you know if someone is a good listener or responder unless you try it first?"
Translation: I'm afraid of missing out on the rampant degeneracy my friends are a part of and will therefore hop from one dick to be ravished in as many ways possible before looking for the perfect man.
3. "Don’t you want to know if your husband is packing a hunting rifle or a tiny little plastic kid’s pistol? After all, he knows how big your boobs are."
Translation: My dick hopping has left me with an insatiable hunger for large cocks and I will not settle for a loving and faithful man if he cannot sexually ravage me like Chad and Tyrone. In fact, rejection from top tier males has left me frustrated and insecure to the point that I must belittle and emotionally scar men that were born with below average penises by referring to their uncontrollable life-long insecurity as a "tiny little plastic kid's pistol" while making the false equivalency of breast size.
4. Sexual problems like premature ejaculation, inability to get an erection, or even an allergy to your partner’s semen are all possibilities, wouldn’t you rather deal with those issues before you’re married? This way you know if your future is even going to address them.
Translation: I'm looking to settle for a man that can at least remind me of the past ravagings I experienced throughout college and will have little to no patience for the very real and traumatizing sexual dysfunctions that over 50% of men experience at some point in their lives. I have no idea what it's like to struggle with sexual dysfunction as all I have to do is spread my legs but I expect men gifted with my presence to work hard and resolve their issues promptly or else I can and will find a few dozen males worthy of my cunt by 10 o clock tonight. Despite working the cock carousel for most of my life, I am still not willing to sacrifice and will continue to sleep around until all my specifications are met or I am in dire need of money in which case I will accept a kneeling, drooling betabux as my slave. I hope his cum tastes as good as Chad's.
TLDR: "I want to live out wild bisexual fantasies, ride the cock carousel in college, and make sure my partner at least has Chad's big dick and sexual virility before settling down"
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