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I was walking to the shops today and heard someone shouting to me. "Catch him." Looking back, I saw a fat middle aged whore in yoga pants chasing after her dog (a pure breed black labrador) who had run off. Bitch! You're not permitted to walk dogs without a lead! Lose some weight and you may be able to waddle faster to catch the fucker!
As her dog approached me, he stopped to sniff me. "Grab his lead." It was easily within my reach, but being the based fucker I am, I gave the dog a pat then took off running. I did this to excite the dog and make it run further from its owner. The dog followed me several streets before I called the council to report him as a stray dog.
I don't know what happened to its foid owner. There was no sign of her.
Anyway I had to wait with the dog for around 2 hrs for the council animal management team to come and collect it. The worker who collected the dog said they would contact the owner (it had a number engraved on its tag), who would pay a fee to have it returned as it wasn't registered. If not, the dog will surely go to a home as it is a cute young pure breed, in great physical health.
TLDR; roastie lost her dog, and I made it difficult for her.
As her dog approached me, he stopped to sniff me. "Grab his lead." It was easily within my reach, but being the based fucker I am, I gave the dog a pat then took off running. I did this to excite the dog and make it run further from its owner. The dog followed me several streets before I called the council to report him as a stray dog.
I don't know what happened to its foid owner. There was no sign of her.
Anyway I had to wait with the dog for around 2 hrs for the council animal management team to come and collect it. The worker who collected the dog said they would contact the owner (it had a number engraved on its tag), who would pay a fee to have it returned as it wasn't registered. If not, the dog will surely go to a home as it is a cute young pure breed, in great physical health.
TLDR; roastie lost her dog, and I made it difficult for her.