crazy how much political power a missing or dead girl and her army of simps can have
ez business guide for private prisons and contractors
step 1: foid goes missing. ideally pretty, white, and middle-class.
step 2: non-stop news coverage of pretty foid. foid is dead. normies angry and sad.
step 3: lobby for new "tough-on-crime" bill named after pretty dead foid. provisions will significantly increase sentence caps for every crime across the board, impose mandatory minimums, habitual offender provisions, mandatory DNA collection, more onerous requirements for sex offender registration, et cetera. also cut funding for public defenders' offices, social services, and schools because money is needed for new prisons and more cops.
step 4: the bill will pass because it is named after pretty dead foid. if you question the bill because you don't think mass incarceration actually reduces crime in the long run, you are anti-dead foid and will be voted out.
step 5: operation lock people up. empower prosecutors to overcharge poor people, deny pretrial release, and coerce them into taking plea bargains. also put people behind bars for excessively long amounts of time just because.
step 6: profit.
bonus step: say you live in the land of the free despite having more people behind bars than any other country.
ez business guide for private prisons and contractors
step 1: foid goes missing. ideally pretty, white, and middle-class.
step 2: non-stop news coverage of pretty foid. foid is dead. normies angry and sad.
step 3: lobby for new "tough-on-crime" bill named after pretty dead foid. provisions will significantly increase sentence caps for every crime across the board, impose mandatory minimums, habitual offender provisions, mandatory DNA collection, more onerous requirements for sex offender registration, et cetera. also cut funding for public defenders' offices, social services, and schools because money is needed for new prisons and more cops.
step 4: the bill will pass because it is named after pretty dead foid. if you question the bill because you don't think mass incarceration actually reduces crime in the long run, you are anti-dead foid and will be voted out.
step 5: operation lock people up. empower prosecutors to overcharge poor people, deny pretrial release, and coerce them into taking plea bargains. also put people behind bars for excessively long amounts of time just because.
step 6: profit.
bonus step: say you live in the land of the free despite having more people behind bars than any other country.
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