We were born too fucking late. I can't even imagine a world where women were nice and weren't trying to eat your liver.
"Now, let’s see. I can tell you about my first date, but it’s a sort of a silly business, anybody’s first date. There were young kids around and I got the idea that, you know, I kind of liked one of the girls. I was with this older group, and one day I mistakenly, at the beach — oh, we met at the beach. We’d hang around with each other, you know? I said, “Gee, I’d like to take her out. Make a date.” Which I never even thought I’d have the courage to do — you know all this kind of thing. So they said, “Ah!” So they grabbed me by the hair, and they grabbed her, and they pushed us together, and they said, “Dick wants to ask you for a date.” Very difficult situation. Anyway, we made it, and I took her to the movies. My mother taught me, said I must step out of the bus first and help her out, and all this stuff, and I worried about: what am I going to talk about? I still remember what we talked about. It’s so silly, because, you know this first experience. She asked me if I played the piano, and I told her I had tried to learn, and I used to take lessons, for a little while. After I was older — after many long months of this I could only play something called “Dance of the Daisies,” or fairies or something, and this didn’t seem to me a very good thing, and so I didn’t do piano. This and that, we talked about. Later, as we were saying good-bye, she said, “Thank you for a lovely evening.” I was so impressed. I was so happy. Then I found out, on my second date, that the girl said, “Thank you for a lovely evening.” On my third date, when we were saying good-night, just at the door, I said to her, “Thank you for a lovely evening,” and she got paralyzed, unable to say anything, because that was what she was just about to say. So I quickly learned the formal from the truth, you see. "
Feminism ruined everything for us. Women being feminine and nice to you, this doesn't exist anymore.
"Now, let’s see. I can tell you about my first date, but it’s a sort of a silly business, anybody’s first date. There were young kids around and I got the idea that, you know, I kind of liked one of the girls. I was with this older group, and one day I mistakenly, at the beach — oh, we met at the beach. We’d hang around with each other, you know? I said, “Gee, I’d like to take her out. Make a date.” Which I never even thought I’d have the courage to do — you know all this kind of thing. So they said, “Ah!” So they grabbed me by the hair, and they grabbed her, and they pushed us together, and they said, “Dick wants to ask you for a date.” Very difficult situation. Anyway, we made it, and I took her to the movies. My mother taught me, said I must step out of the bus first and help her out, and all this stuff, and I worried about: what am I going to talk about? I still remember what we talked about. It’s so silly, because, you know this first experience. She asked me if I played the piano, and I told her I had tried to learn, and I used to take lessons, for a little while. After I was older — after many long months of this I could only play something called “Dance of the Daisies,” or fairies or something, and this didn’t seem to me a very good thing, and so I didn’t do piano. This and that, we talked about. Later, as we were saying good-bye, she said, “Thank you for a lovely evening.” I was so impressed. I was so happy. Then I found out, on my second date, that the girl said, “Thank you for a lovely evening.” On my third date, when we were saying good-night, just at the door, I said to her, “Thank you for a lovely evening,” and she got paralyzed, unable to say anything, because that was what she was just about to say. So I quickly learned the formal from the truth, you see. "
Feminism ruined everything for us. Women being feminine and nice to you, this doesn't exist anymore.
