Retarded video essays sperging about bad game design in Castlevania

[Stupid Clown]

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE YOUTUBE GAMING ESSAYS WHERE THEY ACT LIKE A GAME IS OBJECTIVELY BAD IF IT DOESN'T PANDER TO RETARDS


View: https://youtu.be/zjc6gRBoubQ?si=uoe8Pv6sqiu3nMka

Yes,when I first played a Castlevania game I was confused for a few seconds that hearts were amo for attacks. However after a few seconds I stopped caring. Why? Because I'm not a fucking retard. Stop throwing a fit because you had to use your brain for two seconds to figure out how a game works. It's ninnies like these who are responsible for the homogenisation of gaming. I assume they're being shat out by some university /college where a professor who's never even made a successful game lectures about what's "good" or "bad" based on his worthless opinion

 

[anotherwastedlife]

People like this are the reason why theres yellow paint in modern slop

 

[LUCK]

People have been complaining about castlevania since like 2009 how are game reviewers not tired of this topic

 

[Stupid Clown]

People have been complaining about castlevania since like 2009 how are game reviewers not tired of this topicView attachment 1338420

AVGN did it for comedic value. These guys are pseudo intellectuals who think that they're making meaningful deep essays

 

[Orzmund]

I like the way he presents and describes his critical analysis, it's funny that his cartoon character is a fedora-tipping, sardonic, exaggeratingly displeased, and orotund contrarian.

deep

Are gaming commentators making pretentiously profound video essays? I don't play games anymore or follow game-related trends.

People like this are the reason why theres yellow paint in modern slop

What are you talking about? Specifically the yellow paint part.

 

[anotherwastedlife]

What are you talking about? Specifically the yellow paint part.

This yellow paint, its in Crapcom, Square Queernix remasters and infected other titles

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KNGq-dh9-pk

 

[starystulejarz]

It should be using different icon for the ammo, using hearts is just pure retardation since in every other game it's a symbol of HP/lives. But after few minutes you will get used to it.

 

[Stupid Clown]

It should be using different icon for the ammo, using hearts is just pure retardation since in every other game it's a symbol of HP/lives. But after few minutes you will get used to it.

It's not retardation because it's different. You're supporting homogenisation. I'd rather all games be unique.

 

[Stupid Clown]

It should be using different icon for the ammo, using hearts is just pure retardation since in every other game it's a symbol of HP/lives. But after few minutes you will get used to it.

It's not retardation because it's different. You're supporting homogenisation. I'd rather all games be

This yellow paint, its in Crapcom, Square Queernix remasters and infected other titles

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KNGq-dh9-pk

All the fags in the comments shilling accessibility options lol

 

[zangano1]

i have to play sotn one day

 

[Stupid Clown]

i have to play sotn one day

You have to enjoy the genre to like it. Personally I prefer classic Castlevania

 

[DefeatedIncel]

I miss the time when people just played and enjoyed games without having to dissect every single detail and make retarded videos about it.

 

[Stupid Clown]

I miss the time when people just played and enjoyed games without having to dissect every single detail and make retarded videos about it.

Same

 

[starystulejarz]

It's not retardation because it's different. You're supporting homogenisation. I'd rather all games be unique.

That's why you use different symbol not used by any other item from other game it's stupid that it's the same it's like using bullet icon but it would heal you. It's silly but it's how it is nothing going to change it

 

[Stupid Clown]

That's why you use different symbol not used by any other item from other game it's stupid that it's the same it's like using bullet icon but it would heal you. It's silly but it's how it is nothing going to change it

Well Castlevania is dead now so it doesn't matter

 

[starystulejarz]

Well Castlevania is dead now so it doesn't matter

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v3-tT70uCM

You wish it'd stay dead

Now Castlevania is a shit made for post wall gambling addicted foids.

 

[Stupid Clown]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v3-tT70uCM

You wish it'd stay dead
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Now Castlevania is a shit made for post wall gambling addicted foids.

LMFAO

 

[B33troot]

This thread reminded me I need to get the "Castlevania: Dominus Collection".

It's got the 3 Nintendo DS games (Dawn of Sorrow, Portrait of Ruin, Order of Ecclesia) and an arcade game "Haunted Castle" which I've never heard of.

 

[Stupid Clown]

This thread reminded me I need to get the "Castlevania: Dominus Collection".

It's got the 3 Nintendo DS games (Dawn of Sorrow, Portrait of Ruin, Order of Ecclesia) and an arcade game "Haunted Castle" which I've never heard of.

Nice

 

[Regenerator]

People like this are the reason why theres yellow paint in modern slop

 

[Regenerator]

Retard can't play any game unless it's handles or has mission design like The Crap Of Us

 

[Stupid Clown]

Retard can't play any game unless it's handles or has mission design like The Crap Of Us

Jfl true

 

[Regenerator]

Jfl true

Hate that interactive movie.