You're a bad person for lacking a few millimeters of bone in your face.
You're a bad person for lacking a few inches of height on your body.
You're a bad person for having skin the color of shit.
You're a bad person because you don't try hard enough to have facial symmetry.
Meanwhile, Chad is a good person because he has a protruded maxilla and Stacy is messaging him right now while she's at the dinner table wishing she could eat Chad's cum instead of Thanksgiving turkey. Your Aunt Betty is playing footsie with Chad under the table and grabs his dick along with the gravy boat. Your cute little 9 year old nephew Maci is counting down the days until Chad will let her sit on top of his 12 inch coke can dong.
You can go sit at the kids' table because that's as far as you'll ever mature. Let them play the PS4 for once, though.
You rage at the little shits breaking your controllers and deleting your Final Fantasy saves you've had for a decade.
You just want to hide, but the family insists that you stay out because... they love torturing you, who knows.
You finally sneak into your room and see your cousin Chad on your bed with his 7th backup whore Alexis who snuck in through the window, and you just catch him shitting on her face.
You go to tell the family the horror you just saw, and they have you arrested for rape, pedophilia, child molesting that little Maci reported you for because she's pissed Chad's massive manhood isn't tearing her apart.
One month until 25 December, and the fun starts again.
You're a bad person for lacking a few inches of height on your body.
You're a bad person for having skin the color of shit.
You're a bad person because you don't try hard enough to have facial symmetry.
Meanwhile, Chad is a good person because he has a protruded maxilla and Stacy is messaging him right now while she's at the dinner table wishing she could eat Chad's cum instead of Thanksgiving turkey. Your Aunt Betty is playing footsie with Chad under the table and grabs his dick along with the gravy boat. Your cute little 9 year old nephew Maci is counting down the days until Chad will let her sit on top of his 12 inch coke can dong.
You can go sit at the kids' table because that's as far as you'll ever mature. Let them play the PS4 for once, though.
You rage at the little shits breaking your controllers and deleting your Final Fantasy saves you've had for a decade.
You just want to hide, but the family insists that you stay out because... they love torturing you, who knows.
You finally sneak into your room and see your cousin Chad on your bed with his 7th backup whore Alexis who snuck in through the window, and you just catch him shitting on her face.
You go to tell the family the horror you just saw, and they have you arrested for rape, pedophilia, child molesting that little Maci reported you for because she's pissed Chad's massive manhood isn't tearing her apart.
One month until 25 December, and the fun starts again.
