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Reminder that if you wipe your ass, you're a cuck

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Not only is it gay as fuck, but it's an endgame-level cope as well. Femoids will never want you no matter how much you rub your shitter with that (((toilet paper))), so why the fuck would you want to constantly spend your hard-earned money on something so useless? Unless you're a faggot or a cuck with pegging fantasies, you have no reason to continue cucking yourself by tediously cleaning your anus EVERY DAY for no fucking reason at all.

The next time you see any man buying toilet paper, tell that ass-wiping faggot cuck to off himself.
 
I dont want to have a crusty ass bro
 
Which is why having a toilet that squirts water is the best way to go.
 
just hold in all ur poop theory
 
@chudur-budur I think you're more knowledgeable on this topic.
 
@chudur-budur I think you're more knowledgeable on this topic.

Extremely useful and valuable post. Sad that it's very rare to find such post on this forum. Yes, ass-wipers are just copers. Ass-wiping is a huge cope. The best way to manage shit on your butt-hole is to summon the black drongos.

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During the ancient times, we curries used to prostate near the river bank after taking the morning shit. Thousands of curries.

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Then all those black drongos would flock onto the thousands of gaping butt-holes and clean the shit by pecking. But those golden days are long gone, black-drongos don't clean our butt-holes anymore.
 
I don't shit. I transcended into post human territory
 
Extremely useful and valuable post. Sad that it's very rare to find such post on this forum. Yes, ass-wipers are just copers. Ass-wiping is a huge cope. The best way to manage shit on your butt-hole is to summon the black drongos.

220px-Black_drongo_%28Dicrurus_macrocercus%29_Photograph_by_Shantanu_Kuveskar.jpg


During the ancient times, we curries used to prostate near the river bank after taking the morning shit. Thousands of curries.

seershasana-head-down-yoga-pose-carved-on-stone-pillar-in-ladkhan-KGXDCR.jpg
mysore_vyayam.jpg


Then all those black drongos would flock onto the thousands of gaping butt-holes and clean the shit by pecking. But those golden days are long gone, black-drongos don't clean our butt-holes anymore.

Is this legit?
 
just vomit your shit theory
 
jfl at having a butt as a man. what are you gay?
Which is why having a toilet that squirts water is the best way to go.
Tesla iq. I want one of these
 
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why normals say "just take a shower br000"
 
Hahah that’s fucking disgusting!
 

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