So after asking friends for advice about what do about my “situation”, I got the standard “Get a haircut” response. Now actually my haircut is pretty shit because I cut my own hair, but since he recommended his barber I took him up on it. I set up an appointment with this female barber (he said that women know what looks good on a guy and since I already look like shit it can’t get any worse). When I get in she has some other dude take me instead. Just another confirmation that as an ugly autist not even a female barber wants to touch your head.
