Refute your 'favorite' bluepilled statements in a humorous way.

[BrazilianLambda]

Examples:

There is someone for everyone

My someone has either been aborted, died in childhood or lives on another continent, making it statistically improbable to ever meet.

"Life is like a balloon, if you never let yourself go, you'll never know how far you can rise.

Yeah, and if I rise too high I will die of oxygen deprivation.

 

[GhostedPhantom]

When the time is right, someone will eventually come along

Yes - the Grim Reaper.

 

[NorthernWind]

'It's what's on the inside that counts'
- yes, and to walk into inner room you need to pass exterior doors.
Btw, not too humorous...

 

[Deadgeneration]

'It's what's on the inside that counts'
- yes, and to walk into inner room you need to pass exterior doors.
Btw, not too humorous...

The DNA inside

 

[Freder]

"You have to love yourself first to meet someone", but this rare depressed chad that have suicidal thoughts gets blowjobs everynight because females feel sorry for him, not for you though.

 

[Deleted member 38680]

"Touch Grass"

Okay where is my girlfriend now?