
ReturnOfSaddam
Eternal President of Iraq
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Full post is below but this extract is the best:
These are the people on IT bragging about how they "get laid" 
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/cd9gub/you_havent_earned_that/
So, today, we were all hanging out, and she said "we have no cokes in the fridge...can you go put some in?" I playfully rolled my eyes. So she pulled a boob out and said "I'll ask again...can you go put some in?" Holy shit! She's showing me something sexual! Maybe it's time again! I know that she's masturbated to sleep three nights this week, so maybe she's prepping up! I reached out (from ten feet away, mind you) just to mimic feeling it. And immediately, her mood changes and she says "Oh, no! You have to earn that again!"
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/cd9gub/you_havent_earned_that/