Another list on the pros of being short!
Just saying, the general usefulness of these points, uh, vary.
- You can shop in the kids' section. Especially useful during Halloween.
- You require less sustenance, thus allowing you to survive a longer amount of time on a stranded island.
- If said stranded island has cannibals, they will be less likely to eat you first.
- You can also hide from them easier. Subsequently, you are also better at hide and seek.
- You can easily hit people in the junk.
- When WW3 starts, you will be less likely to be hit by the flying bullets.
- You need less alcohol to get drunk. Subsequently, you also need less drugs to get high. This means, you don't to pay as much to fuel your crippling addiction.
- You do not need to bend down as far to pet a cat. You are also more likely to detect your cat when that asshole is trying to gymnastics their way around your legs again while you're walking.
- Because you are closer to the ground, it is easier to detect dog shit before stepping in it.
- If you ever become an undercover cop, you can blend in with the kids and stop a school shooter or something.
- If you drop a glass, it is less likely to break.
- You can still play in kids' playgrounds.
- If you were on the Titanic, maybe someone would've mistaken you as a child and let you on one of the lifeboats.
- You can look at tiddies better!
Feel free to add.
Just saying, the general usefulness of these points, uh, vary.
- You can shop in the kids' section. Especially useful during Halloween.
- You require less sustenance, thus allowing you to survive a longer amount of time on a stranded island.
- If said stranded island has cannibals, they will be less likely to eat you first.
- You can also hide from them easier. Subsequently, you are also better at hide and seek.
- You can easily hit people in the junk.
- When WW3 starts, you will be less likely to be hit by the flying bullets.
- You need less alcohol to get drunk. Subsequently, you also need less drugs to get high. This means, you don't to pay as much to fuel your crippling addiction.
- You do not need to bend down as far to pet a cat. You are also more likely to detect your cat when that asshole is trying to gymnastics their way around your legs again while you're walking.
- Because you are closer to the ground, it is easier to detect dog shit before stepping in it.
- If you ever become an undercover cop, you can blend in with the kids and stop a school shooter or something.
- If you drop a glass, it is less likely to break.
- You can still play in kids' playgrounds.
- If you were on the Titanic, maybe someone would've mistaken you as a child and let you on one of the lifeboats.
- You can look at tiddies better!
Feel free to add.
