LifeFuel Rate my newest girlfriend

[Arron]

So since I’m really popular on this forum, I’m sure most of you have already been aware of my absolutely valorous decision of taking a very long break from Reddit just to get a head start in my low soy diet and perhaps find the opportunity to finally do the impossible and lose my virginity.

I am now however devastated to announce that all my efforts have been entirely fruitless and my quest to seek out The Great Stinking Roast Beef Flaps™ has faced with failure and naturally as a result, I have now developed a brand new imaginary friend!

Rate my newest waifu, the love of my life, the one who will shit out my many great sons to come, the gorgeous, the unbelievably flawless Katie.

Spoiler: Kate le beautiful waifu uwu

Katie, say hello to the boyos.

Boyos, this is Katie.

And yes, her habitat is indeed in the closet cause I live in Iran and I can’t really bring any girls to the house without.

Anyways, what do you guys think of my beautiful gf, and be honest with me.

@Med Amine @surreal @incelerated @Iranianoldcel @osman27

You feelin’ any jelly?

 

[Rapist]

Ok GrAY

 

[Pancakecel]

Popular? Who are you, other than a soydditor

 

[Arron]

Ok GrAY

That’s very mean. You don’t think my waifu’s cute?

 

[Mortis]

Popular? Who are you, other than a soydditor

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

So since I’m really popular on this forum, I’m sure most of you have already been aware of my absolutely valorous decision of taking a very long break from Reddit just to get a head start in my low soy diet and perhaps find the opportunity to finally do the impossible and lose my virginity.

I am now however devastated to announce that all my efforts have been entirely fruitless and my quest to seek out The Great Stinking Roast Beef Flaps™ has faced with failure and naturally as a result, I have now developed a brand new imaginary friend!

Rate my newest waifu, the love of my life, the one who will shit out my many great sons to come, the gorgeous, the unbelievably flawless Katie.

Spoiler: Kate le beautiful waifu uwu

Katie, say hello to the boyos.

Boyos, this is Katie.

And yes, her habitat is indeed in the closet cause I live in Iran and I can’t really bring any girls to the house without.

Anyways, what do you guys think of my beautiful gf, and be honest with me.

@Med Amine @surreal @incelerated @Iranianoldcel @osman27

You feelin’ any jelly?

zombiemaxing, remember to remove her teeth and buy her lots of animal brains/meat so she dosent decompose

 

[Arron]

Awww, you two make such a great couple!

Thank you boyooooo. Wow I’m so glad there are so many people happy for me here.

 

[Bjorn Ironside]

So since I’m really popular on this forum, I’m sure most of you have already been aware of my absolutely valorous decision of taking a very long break from Reddit just to get a head start in my low soy diet and perhaps find the opportunity to finally do the impossible and lose my virginity.

I am now however devastated to announce that all my efforts have been entirely fruitless and my quest to seek out The Great Stinking Roast Beef Flaps™ has faced with failure and naturally as a result, I have now developed a brand new imaginary friend!

Rate my newest waifu, the love of my life, the one who will shit out my many great sons to come, the gorgeous, the unbelievably flawless Katie.

Spoiler: Kate le beautiful waifu uwu

Katie, say hello to the boyos.

Boyos, this is Katie.

And yes, her habitat is indeed in the closet cause I live in Iran and I can’t really bring any girls to the house without.

Anyways, what do you guys think of my beautiful gf, and be honest with me.

@Med Amine @surreal @incelerated @Iranianoldcel @osman27

You feelin’ any jelly?

Ok GrAY

it's over

 

[absurd]

over for delusionalcels

 

[Arron]

over for delusionalcels

I beg your pardon? Katie is VERY much real and she very much loves me and we are actually about to go out right now and maybe watch a movie or two later.

 

[Med Amine]

she looks like some masri horror movie character.

 

[Arron]

she looks like some masri horror movie character.

You are a masri horror movie character.

@VitaminS @ADHD_cel @Indracel @nohope. @Incline, rate my girl.

 

[Shrek]

Sell your phone and buy a woman from Afganistan I'm sure you'll find someone desperate enough to escape that country.

 

[incelerated]

So since I’m really popular on this forum, I’m sure most of you have already been aware of my absolutely valorous decision of taking a very long break from Reddit just to get a head start in my low soy diet and perhaps find the opportunity to finally do the impossible and lose my virginity.

I am now however devastated to announce that all my efforts have been entirely fruitless and my quest to seek out The Great Stinking Roast Beef Flaps™ has faced with failure and naturally as a result, I have now developed a brand new imaginary friend!

Rate my newest waifu, the love of my life, the one who will shit out my many great sons to come, the gorgeous, the unbelievably flawless Katie.

Spoiler: Kate le beautiful waifu uwu

Katie, say hello to the boyos.

Boyos, this is Katie.

And yes, her habitat is indeed in the closet cause I live in Iran and I can’t really bring any girls to the house without.

Anyways, what do you guys think of my beautiful gf, and be honest with me.

@Med Amine @surreal @incelerated @Iranianoldcel @osman27

You feelin’ any jelly?

Why is her mouth like that?

Would lick her feet tho.
Nice gf overall congrats.

 

[osman27]

She looks like a grooming gang victim

 

[osman27]

@osman27

You feelin’ any jelly?

 

[Indari]

de sex must be insane

 

[Incline]

So since I’m really popular on this forum, I’m sure most of you have already been aware of my absolutely valorous decision of taking a very long break from Reddit just to get a head start in my low soy diet and perhaps find the opportunity to finally do the impossible and lose my virginity.

I am now however devastated to announce that all my efforts have been entirely fruitless and my quest to seek out The Great Stinking Roast Beef Flaps™ has faced with failure and naturally as a result, I have now developed a brand new imaginary friend!

Rate my newest waifu, the love of my life, the one who will shit out my many great sons to come, the gorgeous, the unbelievably flawless Katie.

Spoiler: Kate le beautiful waifu uwu

Katie, say hello to the boyos.

Boyos, this is Katie.

And yes, her habitat is indeed in the closet cause I live in Iran and I can’t really bring any girls to the house without.

Anyways, what do you guys think of my beautiful gf, and be honest with me.

@Med Amine @surreal @incelerated @Iranianoldcel @osman27

You feelin’ any jelly?

cute

 

[VitaminS]

You are a masri horror movie character.

@VitaminS @ADHD_cel @Indracel @nohope. @Incline, rate my girl.

Ping me again and I block you

 

[Siegfried]

How far can she squirt?

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

How far can she squirt?

Is it glue?

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Ok GrAY