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The poem is about how the dating apps Tinder and Plenty Of Fish don't work

I want to fuck these bitches
We are getting real lit
I want to bathe in riches
I want to bite their clits

Despite my clear desire
To Set the hearts on fire
I cannot find the Way
My dream goes up in flames

I have Tinder but no spark
I want to have her heart
What about Plenty of Fish
I already have my wish
I never had any bait
Desire will never be sate
 
 
The poem is about how the dating apps Tinder and Plenty Of Fish don't work

I want to fuck these bitches
We are getting real lit
I want to bathe in riches
I want to bite their clits

Despite my clear desire
To Set the hearts on fire
I cannot find the Way
My dream goes up in flames

I have Tinder but no spark
I want to have her heart
What about Plenty of Fish
I already have my wish
I never had any bait
Desire will never be sate
Mogs me, poetcel.
 
Amogus
 
 
Based. I wish there was some violence involved.
 
I inject an ounce of roids,
ready to destroy degenerate foids,
whites, curries and groids,
all ready to deal with these feminist humanoids.

A dozen blackpilled schizoids,
fire at SJW faggots with hemorrhoids,
Bombs dropping upon them like asteroids,
We blast them into cosmic voids.

Normies we knock-out and drag,
normies who mock us and brag,
we stifle your speech with a gag,
In our hands, the glamourous Incelistan flag.

Soy that nags, soys who support fags, despicible slags,
all tied up in 300 pound punchbags,
BAM BAM BAM;
segmented like beanbags,

brocel uploads and posts with the LifeFuel tag.
watch out you feminist hag,
quit with the deceit and humblebrag,
Now think about you foidlet, you sleazebag,
wouldn't you fit nicely in a golf bag?
because a random inkie can load a mag...
"in Minecraft" though, kek, no WiFi and no lag.

[purely a creative writing task, JFL]
 
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I inject an ounce of roids,
ready to destroy degenerate foids,
whites, curries and groids,
all ready to deal with these feminist humanoids.

A dozen blackpilled schizoids,
fire at SJW faggots with hemorrhoids,
Bombs dropping upon them like asteroids,
We blast them into cosmic voids.
bars!!!!! No joke thats a good rap
 
Here's a sonnet.

Just be white, said they.
Just be tall, be six foot two.
Yet family thinks I'm gay.
Can't prove I'm straight, my cel is true.

I've never held a hand,
Nor made a girl laugh except at me
I'm someone they can't stand.
Deformed and NEET, plus autistic - reee!

For all the attractive things we lack
The only pill that will save us is black.
 
I read it as Incel Porn at first
 

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