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LifeFuel Rate my 2019 resolutions

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-get a gf
-lose my virginity
-get a job that i like
 
New cope resolutions.
 
I’ll be very impressed if you’re still alive in 20189 tbh.

That alone should be an achievement.
 
20189? don't worry you have a lot of time OP
 
New cope resolutions.

The first two havent changed since 2009
I’ll be very impressed if you’re still alive in 20189 tbh.

That alone should be an achievement.
20189? don't worry you have a lot of time OP

Damn its a typo

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Slow down tiger. The job might be doable.
 
I had the first 2 as a new years resolution 10 years ago lmao.
 
Nice plan bro, my advice would be :
- The job goes first
- Once you get it, socialize with your colleagues
- Only then, focus on the girls' front. If you don't make it, at least your year will still remain successful on average
 
What should be such a simple and easy to accomplish list for any human it's made literally impossible for ugly men like us
 
My new years resolutions

-Stop getting bullied
-get a GED or some stupid shit for high school because if not I'm gonna be a shitty dropout
-Not die or go homeless
 
I hope you achieve it bro
 
You have better chance to buy a new hdd and fill it up with 4k porn.
 
Lol I plan to leanmaxxing for the 2019 but I don't even plan to lose my virginity. It will come when it will come. It may not at all though.
 
Retard. Start some small goals. Losing your virginity is probably a massive thing like it is for everyone here and it's not easy to do either.
 
You have better chance to buy a new hdd and fill it up with 4k porn.

I mostly download 1080p videos tbh, 4k porn takes up too much space (4gb per video on average JFL) and I cant enjoy it because I have no 4k capable devices
I never make resolutions because resolutions never happen anyway.

Except hitting the gym, every january I witness thousands of guys getting up early to go to my college gym

But youre right, most of those guys eventually give up
 
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You forgot the last one
-Banned from incels.is

How are you gonna get there OP? good luck!
 
You forgot the last one
-Banned from incels.is

How are you gonna get there OP? good luck!

Probably wont tb completely honest, these have been my resolutions for every year since 2009
 

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