Random Thread : What's your earliest memory

[_incelinside]

Remember punting in the river with family as a small kid around 3 or 4 ish. Dipped my kitkat (chocolate bar) which I was eating into the murky brown river water on the side of the boat and ate it. (I was a low IQ kid)

 

[commander_zoidberg]

I remember being in the house when i was young in the morning and my grandma woke me up and made breakfast for me because my dad was on nights and my mum had to go to the hospital to give birth to my sister.

A few months later i remember being in my uncles car and him telling me not to mess with the door handle.

I think i was 3 or 4 at the time. Don't particularly remember much earlier than that.

 

[KV3]

Pissing my pants as a baby

 

[Garbage]

I remember when i was 4 i was at the pool and for some reason i decided to take off my shorts and exposed myself to everyone there. Everyone started laughing including the children and parents and my mom had to bring me to the bathroom to put my shorts back on.

 

[Popbob]

I remember when i was 4 i was at the pool and for some reason i decided to take off my shorts and exposed myself to everyone there. Everyone started laughing including the children and parents and my mom had to bring me to the bathroom to put my shorts back on.

Being naked at 4 years old is no big deal unless you live in the US

 

[BlackPill47]

I might remember my birth, but it's probably a false memory.

I remember my Dad brutally trolling me as a two year old that my mother, who was out setting up a lecture hall for some quick cash, was never coming home again. I cried all evening, as he kept up the lie. My mother came home to find me in a bad state and I never let go of her long hair for two days. Sick shit to do to a young kid. Her death a few years ago hollowed me out.

 

[Jockcel]

My mother saying I still can't talk properly.

 

[DestroyedLife]

Beated up by father.

 

[UncannyValley]

Playing with some toys or some shit

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My mother saying I still can't talk properly.

Kek

 

[z2020]

Must've been 4 or 5: My father secretly giving me money to buy sweets (Mom was against me having too many sweets!). I'm such a disappointment, sorry.

 

[Chewbacca]

A nightmare I had about a trip to a zoo in Colorado. My older brother took me there when I was maybe a year old. I don't remember the trip itself, but I remember a nightmare I had as a baby/toddler about the experience.

 

[AnAnonymousPhag]

Pissing my pants as a baby