SuicideFuel Random embaressing memories thread

[NEETAndTidy]

This had to have been a year ago.. i was at the book store browsing when 2 girls (probably 16 or 17) were browsing manga and one asked the other if she could find something and she said no.

I decided id chime in and tell them where it was on the shelf. Mind you i was standing next to them.

They both literally screamed and people stared. I walked away and left.


Why the fuck am i even alive

 

[FrothySolutions]

I don't know if it counts, but when I was a boy I would develop characters for shows and stuff, and I developed a character because I wanted to fuck Dotty Dog from The Get Along Gang. I was 13 or older at the time.

 

[FukkenLoser]

I had a bunch of girls in a church group I was attending all rate me and they rated me a 2/10 and I started crying

One time I beat a guy up because he punched me in the face because I was staring at his gf

 

[PaulSmenis]

I had a bunch of girls in a church group I was attending all rate me and they rated me a 2/10 and I started crying

One time I beat a guy up because he punched me in the face because I was staring at his gf

And people think churchfoids are better.

Women are incapable of morality.

 

[FukkenLoser]

And people think churchfoids are better.

Women are incapable of morality.

hurts bro

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I had a bunch of girls in a church group I was attending all rate me and they rated me a 2/10 and I started crying

One time I beat a guy up because he punched me in the face because I was staring at his gf

Jesus. You cried in front of them? Brutal

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

One time my grandma walked in on me jerking off

 

[Reize]

I was invited to my Chad cousin's birthday party, I was 17 because my parents forced me into going and "make some new friends"
There were a lot of foids in swimwear and stuff, it was a pool party.
But the friends of my cousin like to make fun of me so I was eating a burger (it was delicious), I was holding the burger with my 2 hands and one of my cousin's friends pulled down my swimsuit. Everyone was laughing at how pathetic it was. I ran into the bathroom of the living room and started crying

 

[FukkenLoser]

Jesus. You cried in front of them? Brutal

They all laughed too bro

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Another time when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade I called the teacher ‘mommy’ in front of the whole class

 

[PaulSmenis]

One time my grandma walked in on me jerking off

What was her reaction?

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

What was her reaction?

She pretended not to notice

 

[PaulSmenis]

She pretended not to notice

That's even more painful.

 

[Psychonaut]

Shitting my pants in high school. That was... shitty.
Getting caught puking into a plant by my sister at my aunt's house.
Every interaction I have at a grocery store with another person.
Every time some group of foids stares at me, either with pity or to mock me.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

That's even more painful.

It took me years to get over it lol

 

[StaroRavager]

I was driving a golf cart and ended up almost flipping it over on an incline

 

[NEETAndTidy]

They all laughed too bro

R.I.P M8

Shitting my pants in high school. That was... shitty.
Getting caught puking into a plant by my sister at my aunt's house.
Every interaction I have at a grocery store with another person.
Every time some group of foids stares at me, either with pity or to mock me.

Did anyone notice you shit yourself?

 

[Michael15651]

When I tried to join in on a conversation in High School and everyone looked at me like I just pulled out a gun

 

[NEETAndTidy]

When I tried to join in on a conversation in High School and everyone looked at me like I just pulled out a gun

It was like that for me until i started smoking weed. Then at least the stoners were nice to me

 

[Psychonaut]

Did anyone notice you shit yourself?

No fuckin idea, but I assume so.

 

[ihaveno1]

i have so many i can't even choose one tbh...
I get chills just thinking about some of mine

 

[cucktearslol]

I punched a guy in the face because he pushed me to the point I almost fell. After I punched him, he looked like he was about to cry and I just walked away.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

I remember once when I was younger, I was at some sort of youth center (It was like a one week thing in summer), I had been going for a few days at this point and there was a girl I liked there, I was too high inhib to approach myself, so I told one of the other boys to tell the girl I liked her, so he went across the room and told her, she then stood up, I thought she was gonna come towards me, but she threw her chair at me, lmao. It hit my leg, I cried, mother came and picked me up, and I didn't go back.

There was also the time I shit my pants in highschool

Another time when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade I called the teacher ‘mommy’ in front of the whole class

I done that too, it was even more brutal because I was in highschool, she also pretended not to notice.

I have a very large amount of embarrassing memories, probably one from every other day in school.

 

[Deleted member 14430]

My mother once walked in on me jerking it to western furry cartoon porn (I was 11 I think) that I had printed out in full color. Never dawned on me that she saw what I was fapping to.

I'm 95% sure that my entire family knows I enjoy 2d quite a bit and consume hentai.

 

[SpringHeeledJack]

And people think churchfoids are better.

I can only laugh about such people. Christian and Muslim girls are also thots like all other women. Chad's dick is more important to them than God.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I punched a guy in the face because he pushed me to the point I almost fell. After I punched him, he looked like he was about to cry and I just walked away.

How is this embaressing?

 

[cucktearslol]

How is this embaressing?

because we never talked again and we're in the same math class

 

[Deleted member 14430]

I can only laugh about such people. Christian and Muslim girls are also thots like all other women. Chad's dick is more important to them than God.

Truth

 

[AncapFAG]

When I tried to join in on a conversation in High School and everyone looked at me like I just pulled out a gun

Go ER

 

[Insomniac]

I have a lot of embarrassing memories..

Pretty much everyday I went to school I was embarrassed in some way tbh.

 

[Deleted member 1313]

I went to visit a friend of mine at the food court of a mall.

I sit down and he says, “ I don’t know if I should tell you, but these two girls came to sit with me, but when they saw you walk in and I told them I was with you, they left.”

I laughed it off as no big deal, but I remember it fucking me up mentally. These bitches couldn’t even sit next to me.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I went to visit a friend of mine at the food court of a mall.

I sit down and he says, “ I don’t know if I should tell you, but these two girls came to sit with me, but when they saw you walk in and I told them I was with you, they left.”

I laughed it off as no big deal, but I remember it fucking me up mentally. These bitches couldn’t even sit next to me.

What does your friend look like?

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Back in school a bully put warm chocolate chips under my seat and I had to walk around for the rest of the day looking like I shitted myself.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Back in school a bully put warm chocolate chips under my seat and I had to walk around for the rest of the day looking like I shitted myself.

damn. Sorry bro.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

damn. Sorry bro.

It's ok. Dude's dad died a few months later so he got to suffer some.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

It's ok. Dude's dad died a few months later so he got to suffer some.

holy shit

 

[Deleted member 1313]

What does your friend look like?

Normie looking.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Normie looking.

Damn. Even a normie get approached

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

I was in a shuttle van going from the airport to a hotel with four air hostesses and a chadlite/becky couple. They were all talking about places they'd traveled to and when I tried to join in the conversation, they all just stared at me for a second, then ignored me and went back to talking amongst themselves. Later, at the hotel, one of the air hostesses loudly whispered to her friends that I was "creepy."

 

[YungCell]

when I was a boy

 

[FrothySolutions]

A boy, as in, a young man. I'm a man now. No longer a boy.

 

[YungCell]

A boy, as in, a young man. I'm a man now. No longer a boy.

Am aware, just joke.

 

[Deleted member 1780]

A friend and I always joked about making a rap video of our math teacher in highschool. He asked me if I could make the cover art jokingly one day. The next day, I made a sick album cover digital art piece, and put it in a cd case with a blank disk to give to my friend. He thought is was awesome, and so did a lot of people in the class, including the teacher.
This one super hot and smart stacie said to me "do you even have a life" in front of a bunch of people.

We now go to the same university, and every time I see her, I get the angry lust to choke her.
The combination of her being intelligent, hot and narcissistic makes me simultaneously want to choke her out and have sex with her.