SuicideFuel [RageFuel] I spilled soda on the ground

[Incellectual]

I stupidly put my Large Diet Coke™ on the ground and when I got up to do something it knocked over Now there is sticky soda all over the place. Thankfully it did NOT touch my computer tower but it got some of my work clothes and my daki wet with soda RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Why does life has to suck so much ass I fucking hate physics!!! Its annoying how life is full of all these minor obnoxious problems as if life as an incel isn't shit enough. Now not only am I a manlet incel I am a manlet incel WHO'S STUFF IS COVERED IN SODA!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 19079]

fuck i hate when shit like that happens

i once got sriracha all over my mousepad

 

[Incellectual]

fuck i hate when shit like that happens

i once got sriracha all over my mousepad

absolutely brutal. was it sticky and gross after cleaning it?

 

[Deleted member 19079]

absolutely brutal. was it sticky and gross after cleaning it?

I rinsed it with soap thoroughly and let it dry for an entire day so it was even cleaner than before I spilled sriracha on it

cant stand sticky peripherals tbh I do cum on the carpet sometimes though

 

[ihaveno1]

Large Diet Coke

 

[Incellectual]

I'm so used to diet at this point that normal soda is too sweet for me.

 

[TheSecondComing]

I'm so used to diet at this point that normal soda is too sweet for me.

Diet tastes even more sweet imo

 

[Insomniac]

spills me

 

[Near]

I do cum on the carpet sometimes though

cum on your bed instead tbh, much harder to clean a carpet

 

[builderseed]

as long as you don't spill orange juice on your awesome mechanical keyboard, it's fine

 

[Guest2]

Large Diet Coke™

Massive coke

 

[Incellectual]

as long as you don't spill orange juice on your awesome mechanical keyboard, it's fine

I would suicide if that happened

 

[Deleted member 19079]

cum on your bed instead tbh, much harder to clean a carpet

i have white bedsheets and cumstains turn yellow kek

 

[Near]

i have white bedsheets and cumstains turn yellow kek

no need to tell me that bro but ok

 

[Deleted member 19079]

no need to tell me that bro but ok

 

[Incellectual]

no need to tell me that bro but ok

jfl if you think that was an unimportant statement. That might be the most important thing you read in your life.

 

[FukFeminism]

Little shit like that ruins my mood too honestly. If I had a good life I wouldn’t even let silly little things ruin my mood. Non-incels have no real problems and no excuse for ever being upset outside of catastrophic life events.

 

[Microsoft Excel]

You undertsand how to shoot things out of your penis and now you need to know how to do it in reverse. Use your penis as a vacuum and suck in all the liquid you spilled and shoot it back out into the toilet. Or you can save the soda you originally wanted to drink and spray it into your mouth.

 

[Near]

You undertsand how to shoot things out of your penis and now you need to know how to do it in reverse. Use your penis as a vacuum and suck in all the liquid you spilled and shoot it back out into the toilet. Or you can save the soda you originally wanted to drink and spray it into your mouth.

fake or high iq