So I got drunk on friday and I broke my mobile phone, my father refuses to pay for a new one or a repair so I need money, my idea? Steal and sell a bike.
Yesterday I stole the bike and this morning I tried to sell it but the bike-shop owner told me it was too good and he doesn't deal with that quality so I needed a new plan. I'm under 18 so I can't drive in Spain but I got a friend who can so I get with him and tell him the plan: going to the nearby town and sell the bike, his cut 35% (the bike could have been sold easily for 200-250 euros) and the rest for me, suddenly another friend appears "yo someone stole lolo's bike yesterday (I don't know who the fuck is lolo)", we just ignore him and continue with our plan.
Well I am here, stratching my balls and suddenly the friend with a car appears in my house "come here, we need to talk". He knew Lolo, and that bike was lolo's bike, so he talked with lolo and told him he saw "someone" with his bike, he followed him and he recovered it, and now he was going to give it to him.
SO HE GOT THE BIKE AND I FUCKING LOST MY OPPORTUNITY. WHY THE FUCK HE NEEDS TO TELL HIM? FUCKING 80 EUROS FOR DOING NOTHING AND HE FUCKING RUINS IT. OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GAINING FOR RECOVERING HIS BIKE YOU GODDAMM CUCK.
FUCK THIS LIFE ALREADY
Yesterday I stole the bike and this morning I tried to sell it but the bike-shop owner told me it was too good and he doesn't deal with that quality so I needed a new plan. I'm under 18 so I can't drive in Spain but I got a friend who can so I get with him and tell him the plan: going to the nearby town and sell the bike, his cut 35% (the bike could have been sold easily for 200-250 euros) and the rest for me, suddenly another friend appears "yo someone stole lolo's bike yesterday (I don't know who the fuck is lolo)", we just ignore him and continue with our plan.
Well I am here, stratching my balls and suddenly the friend with a car appears in my house "come here, we need to talk". He knew Lolo, and that bike was lolo's bike, so he talked with lolo and told him he saw "someone" with his bike, he followed him and he recovered it, and now he was going to give it to him.
SO HE GOT THE BIKE AND I FUCKING LOST MY OPPORTUNITY. WHY THE FUCK HE NEEDS TO TELL HIM? FUCKING 80 EUROS FOR DOING NOTHING AND HE FUCKING RUINS IT. OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GAINING FOR RECOVERING HIS BIKE YOU GODDAMM CUCK.
FUCK THIS LIFE ALREADY
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