JFL r/theredpill is pure comedy

[Dungcel]

I'm so happy this thread from before I was around was revived, Jesus Christ that was a good laugh.

 

[monkeyman]

Gotta love those red pill stories
On the old r/incels sub somebody posted the most hilarious cope I've ever seen. The one where the guy wrote something about ignoring women when he's in public,not realizing of course, that it was he who was being ignored. Man I got a good chuckle, and I hope somebody here knows the one I'm talking about. It's worth sharing.

 

[VileGeneticTrash]

If this "incel" can do it, so can we, right?!

is that "Paul"?

 

[Evidential]

"my incel friend made it"

 

[Deleted member 250]

MLP/Sonic crossovers on FanFiction.Net are more believable than this shit.

However both OP and Paul had their dicks in their hand thinking this actually happened

 

[Evildoer]

We all weren’t born models. But this sub literally lays out how to up your attractiveness no matter what fucking stage you are at.

S U R G E R Y

 

[Jal16]

For a second I thought this was cuck tears. Bunch of pseudo alpha faggots.

 

[CopingGymcel]

If this "incel" can do it, so can we, right?!

"if he can do it, so can I! fuck the black pill, just a bunch of whine losers! I'm ready to hold frame and spin some plates!"

 

[Ritalincel]

S U R G E R Y

Just get surgery brooo

 

[Evildoer]

Just get surgery brooo

 

[TheHumanFactor]

Should be called Larpill

 

[Deleted member 4760]

just hold frame bro, just have an abundance mentality bro,

just lol

legit JFL.

these guys live in Middle Earth.

 

[Veganist]

Kek'd

 

[Deleted member 4760]

Honestly, the day I see something like this happening in front of my eyes, I will legit stop ranting..But it needs to happen on large general scale, not that ''the friend of my cousin of my neighbors bro slays and he's 5 feet'' type of exception.

 

[Sadness]

Just get surgery brooo

Looking like a bog is solely the result of going overboard on fillers and soft tissue. Custom made implants and osteotomies that work with the actual bone look perfectly natural.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

Found the best one yet.

Saul comes flying outta nowhere. Runs over her foot with his chair. He must've hacked the chair or added lithium batteries because that fucker was fast AND furious!Her foot swells up real bad. Saul starts calling her "Cankles".
Next thing I know, she's giving him a sponge bath back at MY place, only with her tongue

Just run over her foot with your wheelchair bro.

 

[leftyincel]

could have come from inceltears or an anti-incel subreddit/facebook-group and seem perfectly in place

 

[retarded_dumbshit]

Ya pussies, good day.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Paul made a change. Paul started not giving one fuck what any woman thought of him. And literally stopped allowing himself to be friend zoned. Paul took the more asshole approach (understandable after years of BP conditioning Getting him no where). Paul did nothing about his looks or weight. But he did improve his game drastically. He also learned how to tease the fuck out of women like it was going out style. He wasn’t afraid to offend them at all. He stopped filtering himself. He would get called an asshole probably 3 times a day by them. But he was constantly doing fun shit and would invite them along.

That happened.

Just be Paul theory

 

[Mickeyonacid]

Mega kek

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

I like the part where the ugly fat guy snatches a 9/10 from a chad using his magic peeersonality tricks like (((teasing))) and (((testing her)))
Jesus fucking christ the mental gymnastics going on there is brutal, apparently any 3/10 loser can become a male model if he follows some ancient ritual involving (((shit tests))) and hundreds of unproved theories made up by PUAs

 

[Captvic]