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Overtime he got so good at it, gained abundance mentality. That one night out he literally stole a Legit 9 right from under neither me. Mind you my game is top notch. I’m jacked and like I said, good looking. It should be a no brainer according to you black pill pussy pirates. I’m getting the 9. Not him! He doesn’t stand a chance in hell. Because God doesn’t love him! He loves me! /s

This is such transparent fiction, why do they do it? Do they think that if they lie to themselves enough it'll change reality and make them slayers?
 
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Just your daily red pill bullshit.

Hold frame and lift and you too can smash hot girls, JFL.

Also does anyone else notice that a red killer never rated any girl below a 6, and no red piller ever fucked lower than an 8? So when a TRP faggot says a girl is a 9, you can rest assured she was around a 5.
 
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Around that time Paul saw me smashing hot women like it was my day job. Paul didn’t cry about his looks. His body weight. How it isn’t fair that women fuck me and not him. He watched. He learned.
Omg the arrogance and ego tripping of this poster is giving me aids.

To this day Paul fucks 8-10s consistently. He’s lost a lot of weight and cleaned up a bit. But that’s not to shy away from the moral of this story.
8-10s consistently? For a non celebrity, 9s and 10s are like shiny pokemon. You see a few per year if you are very lucky.
 
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just hold frame bro, just have an abundance mentality bro,

just lol
 
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They sound almost like blue pilled cucktears users.
 
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"God I have to choose between the good looking buff guy, or this fat ugly dude who keeps insulting me. I'm totally gonna have to go with the fat ugly dude" - No girl ever
 
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Paul did nothing except follow this one easy trick.

Also, Paul was a 5 or 6. Even if he's fat, it's all about FACE, he most likely had good bones.
 
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You can tell this dude overrates everyone, from femoids to himself. Just lol at anyone fucking 8+/10 girls consistently. I also like how he referred to himself as "I’m jacked and like I said, good looking." Probably looks like AlphaDestiny.
 
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This was painful to read...
 
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HomoheroBishii said:
You can tell this dude overrates everyone, from femoids to himself. Just lol at anyone fucking 8+/10 girls consistently. I also like how he referred to himself as "I’m jacked and like I said, good looking." Probably looks like AlphaDestiny.

Probably looks like Gigacel @Gigacel 's profile pic
 
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If this "incel" can do it, so can we, right?!
 
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Edit: Paul also had a 3 inch dick, Pimples on his face and legit autism but after reading the side bar, cleaning his room, changing his shirt and asserting his frame, legit 8-10 were blowing his dick in the park, cuddling his balls and proudly swallowing his load which had turned from white to RED thanks to all the red pills.
 
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Hahahahhahahaahahhahahahaahahaahahahhahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahaahha This is too funny

 
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fucking larpers lmao
 
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KyloRen said:
Paul did nothing except follow this one easy trick.
Pasteleiro said:

If this "incel" can do it, so can we, right?!

Suifuel if you have that body and still are incel. F A C E.
 
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in other words..

JUST SHOWER AND LIFT BRO


just lol at red pillers
 
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I love how they consider themselves "unplugged" and yet they are still plugged into and actively participating in a system that will leach off them til their demise.
 
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TRPers are above-average normie guys who realized that by actively trying to talk to women, they can get laid.

Truecels are subhuman guys who realized that by actively trying to talk to women, they can't get laid because they get rejected. It's over when your face is ugly like us truecels.
 
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Panda said:
in other words..

JUST SHOWER AND LIFT BRO


just lol at red pillers
Tbf, looksmaxxed bo2cel could slay.
 
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>Stop complain about looks.


Said the failed normie! Try being a truecel, f-cking redpill faggots.
 
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Redpill bro, man dude. shower, dude bro, man. Bro, dude lifting, man. Hobby man, bro, dude. Bro, haircut dude, man. Game, man bro, dude. Negging, dude man, bro. Y'all.
 
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LMAO even dudes like O'Pry and Meeks don't pull high tier women that consistently. But a short balding gymcel that reads reddit posts can?
 
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I wonder how many TRP's are going to rope when they get to their 40's and still aren't millionaires or banging college sluts like they were promised they would just by "holding frame", jfl
 
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Whenever you read redpill crap like this, just subtract 6 points each time a PSL rating for a woman is mentioned and 3 each time a guy is mentioned and it becomes a lot more believable
 
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These RPers get off at LARPING and seeing the bandwagon comments, JFL
 
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That was a painful read
 
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"Just become more attractive bro"

When a Chad removes his filter he gets called an asshole. When an incel removes his filter, he just gets called creepy.
 
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iblamemyself said:
Omg the arrogance and ego tripping of this poster is giving me aids.
kek

What a cope, indeed. Could not read it all. Dont wanna get cancer too soon.
 
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Anyway, I love how those red pillers have to brag about "smashing hot women". Fucking LARP level 9999
 
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warmestblack said:
They sound almost like blue pilled cucktears users.
 
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[–]plainposter 16 points 5 months ago

Yes, it does work. This is how I boned a straight 10. It was lit. In my head anytime we interacted I was looking at her and thinking "wow, you're gonna be slobbering on my balls pretty soon here". It rubbed off and then she rubbed me off. Word. Too bad I was so thirsty for the pussy that I ended up just smashing without any foreplay/teasing/mental stimulation, so she didn't cum.

Lesson learned: get good at mental foreplay and physical touching during sex. Pays off, with dividends.

Kek
 
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Maeror said:
This was painful to read...

yeah, physically painful. Jesus, so much delusion
 
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TRPs need to be gassed tbh
 
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i seen no difference between red and blue pill at this point they are all fucking retarded
 
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LMAO you could tell from their stories and vocabulary that they're full of shit.

Poor guys coping. Op has never gotten laid. ever
 
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An attractive guy won't even write such a long post in a RedPillforum lol.
 
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mental_out said:
"God I have to choose between the good looking buff guy, or this fat ugly dude who keeps insulting me. I'm totally gonna have to go with the fat ugly dude" - No girl ever
^
 
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Inbuddhist said:
An attractive guy won't even write such a long post in a RedPillforum lol.

probably some incel trolling them
 
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Sorry for the necro but this is topkekfuel.










LMAOOOOO
 
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It's like fanfiction written by gymcel ogres rather than 14 year old girls.