[QUESTION] how do you fake suicide?

[Deleted member 17883]

Due to circumstances in my life, I've decided to K.O myself in Friday. But I don't have much options to pick from. So do any of you know What will be the fastest, cheapest way to commit suicide And make it seem like an accident?. I don't care if painful.
I want to get off this planet. But there are people that I care for and don't want them to think of me as a coward. and others that I hate and can't give the satisfaction of knowing that I was miserable my entire life to the point where I killed myself.

 

[Dionysus]

Fall off a building maybe?

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Fall off a building maybe?

How does one "accidently" fall off a building?. (Thanks for the suggestion anyway) .

 

[Deleted member 8206]

what happened man why u want to do it

 

[Dionysus]

How does one "accidently" fall off a building?. (Thanks for the suggestion anyway) .

Just make a vlog as you do it pretending to take photos then fall off so you have video proof it was an accident

 

[Guest2]

Crash your car. Make sure to be going very fast and maybe drive off a cliff or bridge or something. Maybe drive into a tree or something. There are downsides, however: your family will know it's a suicide if there are no skid marks to show that you braked, so that's something to think about. Maybe a gas leak or something would be better.

 

[Michael15651]

Shoot at bottles with the gun is pointed the wrong way.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Dont do it tbh.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Just make a vlog as you do it pretending to take photos then fall off so you have video proof it was an accident

I'm an introvert asocial loser with no friend. I've never made a vlog in my life or even used social media to show myself.and I only leave the house to buy food. Wouldn't be suspicious if I die during my first time making one?

 

[TheReaper]

car crash?

 

[ReallyRice]

Dont do it tbh.

 

[Deleted member 8206]

Crash your car. Make sure to be going very fast and maybe drive off a cliff or bridge or something. Maybe drive into a tree or something. There are downsides, however: your family will know it's a suicide if there are no skid marks to show that you braked, so that's something to think about. Maybe a gas leak or something would be better.

u can ram into truck who is going in reverse of you, you wont hurt truck driver and die 100%

 

[Spite]

Dont do it tbh

ngl

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Crash your car. Make sure to be going very fast and maybe drive off a cliff or bridge or something. Maybe drive into a tree or something. There are downsides, however: your family will know it's a suicide if there are no skid marks to show that you braked, so that's something to think about. Maybe a gas leak or something would be better.

Don't have a car nor a driver licence tbh. But I do consider a forgetting the gas pipeline open in the house situation.

 

[ihaveno1]

I've decided to K.O myself in Friday

see you on saturday

 

[Blacktarpill]

Damn, you live in algeria. At least do something against the rules before your death.
Maybe you can stream porn from a mosque.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

ThERe are bettER ways

 

[Deleted member 8206]

ThERe are bettER ways

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Go near some train tracks, and act like you are texting by looking down at your phone. Slowly approach the train as it is incoming, and it should be as easy as that.

It will look like you won the Darwin award, but really the entire thing was deliberate.

I wouldn't recommend killing yourself though. I'd like you to be around.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I wouldn't recommend killing yourself though. I'd like you to be around.

 

[Insomniac]

ThERe are bettER ways

 

[FinnCel]

Don't do it man.
Get yourself a fleshlight and learn languages.
Best copes

 

[Blacktarpill]

Start to a new hobby. Legit cope.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Go near some train tracks, and act like you are texting by looking down at your phone. Slowly approach the train as it is incoming, and it should be as easy as that.

It will look like you won the Darwin award, but really the entire thing was deliberate.

I wouldn't recommend killing yourself though. I'd like you to be around.

Yes. That's it. That'll do. Thank you. Fuck I'm so dumb. It's so obvious

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Yes. That's it. That'll do. Thank you. Fuck I'm so dumb. It's so obvious

I wouldn't recommend going through. You'll be dead anyway in the end. You might as well try to leech off as much enjoyment as you can from this life.

 

[GoonCel]

if you have like a garden house. put a gas thing there that is usually used to heat your room. make it so the gas container has a leak and your room has no air circulation. by the time you wake up from your sleep you are dead

 

[Deleted member 17883]

I wouldn't recommend going through. You'll be dead anyway in the end. You might as well try to leech off as much enjoyment as you can from this life.

If it's the same thing. Then what's the difference weather I'd kill myself two days later or await for a natural death.it's better to spare myself this crap anyways and make it quicker

if you have like a garden house. put a gas thing there that is usually used to heat your room. make it so the gas container has a leak and your room has no air circulation. by the time you wake up from your sleep you are dead

The gas trick is really good. Thousands of people die in here from that . But sadly. I don't really have a garden house. And I live with my family. And I don't wish to harm them unintentionally.

 

[Deleted member 6753]

jump in front of a train. almost guaranteed to work and a lot of people will just assume you were stupid and fell off by mistake.

 

[Deleted member 10150]

jump in front of a train. almost guaranteed to work and a lot of people will just assume you were stupid and fell off by mistake.

bring big phones and blast some positive music

 

[Smallondick]

Maybe you can stream porn from a mosque.

 

[Deleted member 16809]

I've decided to K.O myself in Friday

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[Deleted member 17883]

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chickend out tbh + we had a family reunion. I'll probably wait until Ramadan's over. That way I won't have to deal with family members or any drama.

 

[Deleted member 16809]

chickend out tbh + we had a family reunion. I'll probably wait until Ramadan's over. That way I won't have to deal with family members or any drama.

if you are serious about this try to evaluate your life situation as objectively as possible, if you know the rest of your life will just be a monotonical suffering then rope

 

[Deleted member 17883]

if you are serious about this try to evaluate your life situation as objectively as possible, if you know the rest of your life will just be a monotonical suffering then rope

Already have, but my problem is that roping myself won't cut it. I don't want to be remembered at all. Killing myself is the easy part in my book, but the reason I stopped was because I can't stop thinking about others view on me. I just need more time to plan it. That's all.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Atleast write your story before ending your life man. Seriously, don't give up on it.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Dont do it tbh.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

 

[StoicNihilist]

Get drunk and drive off a cliff or into a building? I'm not sure. That would look "accidental" but it would be pointless in my opinion.