Lurkers, there's a magic red button. If you press it, you become the most confident and charming person on earth. Would you press it?
This person, despite his grotesque appearance, is in good health and is the most confident and charming person in the world. He is a 5’2 balding Indian janitor with a disturbingly misshapen skull, with a skull that seems to have been warped and twisted unnaturally, leaving his forehead unnervingly wide, as if it’s constantly stretching. His eyes are small, bloodshot, and bulging out of their sockets, one larger than the other, set too far apart, and drooping under the weight of sagging, wrinkled eyelids.
His nose is grotesquely large and misshapen, with a wide, flaring nostril on one side and a crooked, flattened bridge that seems to have been crushed into an unsightly angle. His lips are unnaturally thin, cracked and pulling tight against his uneven, jutting jaw. His jawline is irregular, protruding in places and deeply recessed in others, creating a sharp, twisted effect that only adds to the grotesque appearance of his face.
His ears are oversized, unevenly positioned on his head, with thick, misshapen lobes that stick out like deformed flaps of skin. His neck is thick but disturbingly short, blending into his round, sagging shoulders, making his entire upper body seem too compact and disproportionate. His chest is wide and uneven, with skin that’s pocked and thickened by raised moles, scars, and uneven patches of flesh. His ribs are visibly distorted beneath the skin, giving him an unnatural, hollowed-out appearance. His arms are long and gnarled, covered in unsightly boils, cysts, and scars. His hands are grotesquely large with thick, twisted fingers that bend in directions they shouldn’t, the nails thick, yellow, and brittle, with some digits having lost all their nails completely.
His back is hunched and lopsided, with the spine appearing to curve unnaturally in several directions, causing his upper torso to lean to one side. His abdomen is round, sagging, and covered in deep, irregular folds of skin that form unsightly lumps and bumps across his midsection. His waistline seems unnaturally wide, with an exaggerated bulge that distorts the natural shape of his body. His buttocks sag downward like heavy sacks, the skin loose and hanging off his pelvis in uneven folds.
His legs are unnervingly twisted and misshapen, with knees that bend in multiple strange angles, creating a bowed appearance. His thighs are disproportionately thick in places while being unnaturally thin in others, making his legs seem unbalanced. His feet are monstrously large, with cracked, scaly skin that looks like it’s been burnt, and his toes are gnarled and crooked, pointing in various unnatural directions, with some missing nails entirely. The nails that remain are thick, yellow, and clinging to the toes in a barely attached state.
This person, despite his grotesque appearance, is in good health and is the most confident and charming person in the world. He is a 5’2 balding Indian janitor with a disturbingly misshapen skull, with a skull that seems to have been warped and twisted unnaturally, leaving his forehead unnervingly wide, as if it’s constantly stretching. His eyes are small, bloodshot, and bulging out of their sockets, one larger than the other, set too far apart, and drooping under the weight of sagging, wrinkled eyelids.
His nose is grotesquely large and misshapen, with a wide, flaring nostril on one side and a crooked, flattened bridge that seems to have been crushed into an unsightly angle. His lips are unnaturally thin, cracked and pulling tight against his uneven, jutting jaw. His jawline is irregular, protruding in places and deeply recessed in others, creating a sharp, twisted effect that only adds to the grotesque appearance of his face.
His ears are oversized, unevenly positioned on his head, with thick, misshapen lobes that stick out like deformed flaps of skin. His neck is thick but disturbingly short, blending into his round, sagging shoulders, making his entire upper body seem too compact and disproportionate. His chest is wide and uneven, with skin that’s pocked and thickened by raised moles, scars, and uneven patches of flesh. His ribs are visibly distorted beneath the skin, giving him an unnatural, hollowed-out appearance. His arms are long and gnarled, covered in unsightly boils, cysts, and scars. His hands are grotesquely large with thick, twisted fingers that bend in directions they shouldn’t, the nails thick, yellow, and brittle, with some digits having lost all their nails completely.
His back is hunched and lopsided, with the spine appearing to curve unnaturally in several directions, causing his upper torso to lean to one side. His abdomen is round, sagging, and covered in deep, irregular folds of skin that form unsightly lumps and bumps across his midsection. His waistline seems unnaturally wide, with an exaggerated bulge that distorts the natural shape of his body. His buttocks sag downward like heavy sacks, the skin loose and hanging off his pelvis in uneven folds.
His legs are unnervingly twisted and misshapen, with knees that bend in multiple strange angles, creating a bowed appearance. His thighs are disproportionately thick in places while being unnaturally thin in others, making his legs seem unbalanced. His feet are monstrously large, with cracked, scaly skin that looks like it’s been burnt, and his toes are gnarled and crooked, pointing in various unnatural directions, with some missing nails entirely. The nails that remain are thick, yellow, and clinging to the toes in a barely attached state.
