littleTommy was obsessed with tractors, every morning the household would be woken up by Tommy running up and down the hall making loud noises and imagining himself as a tractor. This obsession grew each day till his parents had enough and decided to bring him to a tractor fair in order to ''to get it out of him''
so 1 fine Sunday morning they drove out down to the country to a tractor fair, little Tommy was so delighted, he spend the whole day staring at these tractors, hiding in them, playing in them, going for drives in them, it was pure ecstasy
till it was getting dark and little Tommy had grown tired, he asked his mum and dad ''please can I go home now I'm tired''. So they set of on their way home, ''well Tommy are you still thinking of tractors''
little Tommy replied '''oh no I am sick of tractors I want nothing more of them, dad please I'm very hungry could I get something to eat''
now his parents were so pleased with the result they drove in to the next gas station that had a restaurant and ordered a big plate of chips(fries for the yanks reading). He was just about to dig in when there came screams from the kitchen '''FIRE FIRE''.
Smoke was filling the room and everyone was panicking getting to the door, all except Tommy ''what are you doing'' cried his mother, as she saw Tommy stand up on the table
everyone looked as Tommy then opened his cheeks and sucked in, sucked in all the smoke, then when his cheeks were like ballons he walked over to the open window and blew all the smoke out of the restaurant.
People start applauding and the staff were so impressed that they gave as many plates of chips as he wanted
On the way home, his mother turned around and asked ''Tommy how did you do that thing in the restaurant where you sucked up all the smoke?''
''mum, dad'' replied little Tommy, ''I am an Ex-Tractor-Fan''
so 1 fine Sunday morning they drove out down to the country to a tractor fair, little Tommy was so delighted, he spend the whole day staring at these tractors, hiding in them, playing in them, going for drives in them, it was pure ecstasy
till it was getting dark and little Tommy had grown tired, he asked his mum and dad ''please can I go home now I'm tired''. So they set of on their way home, ''well Tommy are you still thinking of tractors''
little Tommy replied '''oh no I am sick of tractors I want nothing more of them, dad please I'm very hungry could I get something to eat''
now his parents were so pleased with the result they drove in to the next gas station that had a restaurant and ordered a big plate of chips(fries for the yanks reading). He was just about to dig in when there came screams from the kitchen '''FIRE FIRE''.
Smoke was filling the room and everyone was panicking getting to the door, all except Tommy ''what are you doing'' cried his mother, as she saw Tommy stand up on the table
everyone looked as Tommy then opened his cheeks and sucked in, sucked in all the smoke, then when his cheeks were like ballons he walked over to the open window and blew all the smoke out of the restaurant.
People start applauding and the staff were so impressed that they gave as many plates of chips as he wanted
On the way home, his mother turned around and asked ''Tommy how did you do that thing in the restaurant where you sucked up all the smoke?''
''mum, dad'' replied little Tommy, ''I am an Ex-Tractor-Fan''
