I'm experiencing the beginnings of psychosis so I wrote this to get my mind off of things.
Off to the incel-mines we incels go
To mine for sorrow-black coal, to and fro
With jaw-bones deformed and brittle
We pick away at the cave walls, little by little
Sooty, swarthen faces,
societies' stigma, eternal disgraces.
Whether rice, curry or mayo
Off to the incel-mines we go
Genetic dead ends, never to spread our addled seed.
When a feminoid spots us, they gasp indeed.
Inheritors of rank and toxic DNA,
in soysociety, we have no say
Let the clanging of our chains a dirge play
Mining for gold but getting only clay
For us undermen, 'tis always been that way.
Sir Chadleigh of Gigathorpe is haughty on the throne
Looking at us pick and for a wench to bone
But we hate him not the most,
for as much as he may boast,
It's the IncelTearers that raid our coast
The snide mongerers of others gloom
They exclaim "hooray!" at our doom.
Doogycel, a predator losER.
Their king fallen, a minor-choosER.
Off to the incel-mines we go, Lo!
And not in a videogame,
For us it always was,
and always will be so.
Off to the incel-mines we incels go
To mine for sorrow-black coal, to and fro
With jaw-bones deformed and brittle
We pick away at the cave walls, little by little
Sooty, swarthen faces,
societies' stigma, eternal disgraces.
Whether rice, curry or mayo
Off to the incel-mines we go
Genetic dead ends, never to spread our addled seed.
When a feminoid spots us, they gasp indeed.
Inheritors of rank and toxic DNA,
in soysociety, we have no say
Let the clanging of our chains a dirge play
Mining for gold but getting only clay
For us undermen, 'tis always been that way.
Sir Chadleigh of Gigathorpe is haughty on the throne
Looking at us pick and for a wench to bone
But we hate him not the most,
for as much as he may boast,
It's the IncelTearers that raid our coast
The snide mongerers of others gloom
They exclaim "hooray!" at our doom.
Doogycel, a predator losER.
Their king fallen, a minor-choosER.
Off to the incel-mines we go, Lo!
And not in a videogame,
For us it always was,
and always will be so.
