Prophecy Thread: Who is the most likely candidate to get laid in 2018

[modus_coperandi]

I tried to limit the options and only integrated the most reasonable options. If you think there are good reasons to believe that you're the lucky one, don't forget to post them here.

Edit: Was meant to be a poll, but there are only 8 options max. so fuck it.

blickpall edit: Here is a strawpoll link for you to vote in if you are interested:

http://www.strawpoll.me/14670440

 

[nausea]

me

with a coffin

 

[Deleted member 2047]

I tried to limit the options and only integrated the most reasonable options. If you think there are good reasons to believe that you're the lucky one, don't forget to post them here.

With concent or naw?

 

[CopingGymcel]

@framecel222

 

[dr-problematic]

yep, give more validation to fakecels, great thread

 

[modus_coperandi]

No escortcelling, forgot to add that.

 

[torujo]

@framecel222

this, he will fuck a chubby girl in 2018

 

[Sub8Hate]

I'll probably smash a couple whales.

Fuck my life.

But srsly, CopingGymcel FTW.

 

[modus_coperandi]

My guess would be @Sparky tbh.

 

[blackpill_incel]

I tried to limit the options and only integrated the most reasonable options. If you think there are good reasons to believe that you're the lucky one, don't forget to post them here.

anon or framecel222

 

[itsOVER]

I'm gonna vote for myself. Mainly because I've decided to say 'screw it' to my financial future and just go back to South East Asia. 7 more months and I'm going there and will never be returning home.

And even I can get laid there. Just be white yo.

 

[KilluminoidBR]

I think i have chances...

If i manage to get laid i will tell you guys here.

 

[itsOVER]

My guess would be @Sparky tbh.

I used to think the same but he's too autistic and thinks his current looks level ain't enough. Autism + a side order of BDD = might be a long time for him yet.

 

[Harvey_Weinstein_Hero]

ya definitely not me

 

[Zielony4]

Laid to rest? Me.

 

[modus_coperandi]

I used to think the same but he's too autistic and thinks his current looks level ain't enough. Autism + a side order of BDD = might be a long time for him yet.

Yeah, same goes for @Framecel222.

 

[LeagueEuW]

@Sparky is kinda cute NGL.
I want to say myself but I'm not sure.
My testosterone result came back and they were fine, so doc won't put me on TRT.
I hoped that T injection could help with my social anxiety, but i'll figure something else out. Might test phenibut.
@Framecel222 did you try it yet?

 

[modus_coperandi]

@Sparky is kinda cute NGL.
I want to say myself but I'm not sure.
My testosterone result came back and they were fine, so doc won't put me on TRT.
I hoped that T injection could help with my social anxiety, but i'll figure something else out. Might test phenibut.
@Framecel222 did you try it yet?

What are your stats? You're are above average looking right?
Personally I hope it will be based @azavii tbh.

 

[NuMale]

@FACEandLMS - He is the only one here who actively trying.

 

[jagged0]

@zyros

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@blickpall

 

[modus_coperandi]

Nobody here mentioned @Ryo_Hazuki after he figured out how to optimize his morphing game.

 

[LeagueEuW]

What are your stats? You're are above average looking right?

6'1(6'2 with right shoes). Looks I'd say 6/10. 

My lookmaxcope for next year includes: 
Minoxidil to grow a beard(+0.25), gymcel[currently pencil neck, but a neck harness just arrived in the mail](+0.5),
blue contact lenses(+0.5), growing dreads on top, fade on side(+0.25)

All of that ,+ some more, should hopefully put me somewhere around 8/10. Then shit is gg. 
I'll take MDMA if i need to appear NT.

 

[modus_coperandi]

6'1(6'2 with right shoes). Looks I'd say 6/10. 

My lookmaxcope for next year includes: 
Minoxidil to grow a beard(+0.25), gymcel[currently pencil neck, but a neck harness just arrived in the mail](+0.5),
blue contact lenses(+0.5), growing dreads on top, fade on side(+0.25)

All of that ,+ some more, should hopefully put me somewhere around 8/10. Then shit is gg. 
I'll take MDMA if i need to appear NT.

Sounds legit tbh.

 

[Deleted member 306]

NOONE will lose hsi virginity in 2018. It's over gentlemen. Next year is as gone as 2017.

 

[itsOVER]

6'1(6'2 with right shoes). Looks I'd say 6/10. 

My lookmaxcope for next year includes: 
Minoxidil to grow a beard(+0.25), gymcel[currently pencil neck, but a neck harness just arrived in the mail](+0.5),
blue contact lenses(+0.5), growing dreads on top, fade on side(+0.25)

All of that ,+ some more, should hopefully put me somewhere around 8/10. Then shit is gg. 
I'll take MDMA if i need to appear NT.

No one gains 1.5 PSL without surgery, stop coping.

 

[blickpall]

Edit: Was meant to be a poll, but there are only 8 options max. so fuck it.

You can make a strawpoll here if you wish:

http://www.strawpoll.me/

@blickpall

Lol, no clue where this came from. What's your basis?


As for my own opinion, I think it's obvious that the incels who have had success in the past are more likely to get laid in 2018 than the "truecels." Blackpilled normies especially. So if we exclude those, then my guess would be @Anon simply based on the content of his previous dates, @Sparky because if it's a math problem then it has a solution and he's average to above average normie status, @Framecel222 because despite his assertions that he is disfigured and that the camera hides his acne he is not so ugly that I can't say I've seen anyone who looks like him get laid (in fact one of my friends looks a lot like him and he has gotten laid quite a few times it seems), and @CopingGymcel because from what I saw of his photos he is also decent-looking and is past the midpoint of looksmaxing IMO - 2018 should be a good year for him, especially in Q3 and Q4. As for the rest, it's hard to tell since we don't have many photos or stories to go off of.

EDIT: If everything @LeagueEuW said is accurate then he is definitely the dark horse of 2018 for me. If he is a fraction as funny IRL as he is online and if he can present himself as NT with a 6/10 appearance, the kid could go far. Stay tuned!

 

[jagged0]

You can make a strawpoll here if you wish:

http://www.strawpoll.me/


Lol, no clue where this came from. What's your basis?


As for my own opinion, I think it's obvious that the incels who have had success in the past are more likely to get laid in 2018 than the "truecels." Blackpilled normies especially. So if we exclude those, then my guess would be @Anon simply based on the content of his previous dates, @Sparky because if it's a math problem then it has a solution and he's average to above average normie status, @Framecel222 because despite his assertions that he is disfigured and that the camera hides his acne he is not so ugly that I can't say I've seen anyone who looks like him get laid (in fact one of my friends looks a lot like him and he has gotten laid quite a few times it seems), and @CopingGymcel because from what I saw of his photos he is also decent-looking and is past the midpoint of looksmaxing IMO - 2018 should be a good year for him, especially in Q3 and Q4. As for the rest, it's hard to tell since we don't have many photos or stories to go off of.

EDIT: If everything @LeagueEuW said is accurate then he is definitely the dark horse of 2018 for me. If he is a fraction as funny IRL as he is online and if he can present himself as NT with a 6/10 appearance, the kid could go far. Stay tuned!

My basic for this is that after falling again and again you've collected a wide range of femoid knowledge so much knowledge that you've turned into a femoid hardened sage, the only step left now is to get out of retirement and start approaching femoids again; 2018 might be your lucky year!

 

[blickpall]

My basic for this is that after falling again and again you've collected a wide range of femoid knowledge so much knowledge that you've turned into a femoid hardened sage, the only step left now is to get out of retirement and start approaching femoids again; 2018 might be your lucky year!

Hahaha, okay, I guess there's some basis there. However I'd argue that I only gathered the knowledge and experiences that are least productive in attracting females, and that has jaded me to the point where I have almost no hope left.

I did just recently get turned down for an internship though, which opens a lot of time in my schedule for next semester. Perhaps I'll be able to start looksmaxing again. My money max this quarter has been really good too, so while I have 0 intention of being betabux, perhaps I can move to a better location and have nicer things which might help me feel better about myself, or something.

 

[modus_coperandi]

You can make a strawpoll here if you wish:

http://www.strawpoll.me/

Made a Poll. Can you add it to my OP, can't edit it anymore. 

http://www.strawpoll.me/14670440

 

[Deleted member 60]

me.

 

[blickpall]

Made a Poll. Can you add it to my OP, can't edit it anymore. 

http://www.strawpoll.me/14670440

Done.

 

[KyloRen]

Voted on the strawpoll.

 

[whogivesafucc]

No one because they will be here shitposting and claiming that they are deformed and "ugly," they'll just be fucking up their mental state even further

 

[blickpall]

Just looked at the strawpoll, I think it's really unfair to put a blackpilled normie like Zyros on there who is pretty much guaranteed to get laid lol. I think allowing multiple selections would be a better way of handling it, but oh well.

 

[Kointo1]

Nobody here mentioned @Ryo_Hazuki after he figured out how to optimize his morphing game.

Morphing is cope

 

[justforlulzandkeks]

yep, give more validation to fakecels, great thread

 

[modus_coperandi]

Just looked at the strawpoll, I think it's really unfair to put a blackpilled normie like Zyros on there who is pretty much guaranteed to get laid lol. I think allowing multiple selections would be a better way of handling it, but oh well.

Sorry, never created one before and didn't know the different options. But Zyros' slay count isn't that impressive for a 30 yo guy tbh.

 

[itsOVER]

Sorry, never created one before and didn't know the different options. But Zyros' slay count isn't that impressive for a 30 yo guy tbh.

How are we to know his slaycount?

 

[modus_coperandi]

How are we to know his slaycount?

Thought he mentioned it sometime back on /r/incels but maybe I'm mistaken.

 

[dr-problematic]

autism in this thread is unbeliveable. instead of looksmaxing themselves or going after w/e these niggaz sit around discussing who's gona cuck them earlier next year

smh

 

[Kointo1]

autism in this thread is unbeliveable. instead of looksmaxing themselves or going after w/e these niggaz sit around discussing who's gona cuck them earlier next year

smh

Gtfo you redpilledfag. We've excepted the fact that femoids will NEVER feel attraction towards us.

 

[blickpall]

Sorry, never created one before and didn't know the different options. But Zyros' slay count isn't that impressive for a 30 yo guy tbh.

The fact that he has one puts him above just about everyone else in the poll for likelihood to get laid in 2018 haha. Inertia, or something.

 

[itsOVER]

Thought he mentioned it sometime back on /r/incels but maybe I'm mistaken.

Any idea what it was? The average guy apparently only fucks 11 girls in his lifetime. And that'll be a skewed figure because of the Chads.

 

[LeagueEuW]

No one gains 1.5 PSL without surgery, stop coping.

You're underestimating the halo effect non-brown eyes has on mixed guys.

And don't forget St. Meeks.
 
Q.E.D.

 

[Deleted member 60]

autism in this thread is unbeliveable. instead of looksmaxing themselves or going after w/e these niggaz sit around discussing who's gona cuck them earlier next year

smh

loool, facts

 

[LeagueEuW]

The fact that he has one puts him above just about everyone else in the poll for likelihood to get laid in 2018 haha. Inertia, or something.

If femails valued intelligence/eloquence as much as they think they do, then @blickpall would be set. 

We should get an "EscapingInceldom" prefix where we can share our autistic attempts/progress.

 

[blickpall]

You're underestimating the halo effect non-brown eyes has on mixed guys.

And don't forget St. Meeks.
 
Q.E.D.

This is all true. I have a half-black half-Italian friend and he fucking slays because he has light eyes.

Even as a white guy, the only feature I've ever really been complimented on was my eyes because they are blue and have relatively interesting (although asymmetric) pattern/colors inside of them. Not that I believe in iridology or anything, but it seems to draw a lot of attention from females, especially on already attractive males.

"Among human phenotypes, blue-green-gray eyes are a relatively rare eye color and the exact color is often perceived to vary according to its surroundings." - Wikipedia.

We should get an "EscapingInceldom" prefix where we can share our autistic attempts/progress.

I had a similar thought a few months ago before I became mod, but the "no bragging" rule would conflict with this. I think at this point, if you ascend out of inceldom, you are expected to just behave as a blackpilled normie and not boast about your success because your personal climb out of it is probably not of much help to others on here. That's part of what separates the red pill from the black, I think: the acknowledgement of the fact that for formerly desperate and lonely men, "what works for me, doesn't necessarily work for anyone else, and I probably just got lucky anyway."

PS. Thanks for the compliment but as you inferred, it's all for naught.

 

[CopingGymcel]

 @CopingGymcel because from what I saw of his photos he is also decent-looking and is past the midpoint of looksmaxing IMO - 2018 should be a good year for him, especially in Q3 and Q4. As for the rest, it's hard to tell since we don't have many photos or stories to go off of.

wtf? How have you seen me?  :disappointed:

 

[blickpall]

wtf? How have you seen me?  :disappointed:

Oh, I thought I saw one of your pictures in an earlier thread of some dude with a thick neck and all that, but I guess that wasn't you. Still, you seem to be one of the few people with concrete looksmax plans, as well as Tinder game, which puts you above 90% of the population on this forum.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Oh, I thought I saw one of your pictures in an earlier thread of some dude with a thick neck and all that, but I guess that wasn't you. Still, you seem to be one of the few people with concrete looksmax plans, as well as Tinder game, which puts you above 90% of the population on this forum.

That wasn't me no  :relief: If I looked like that I wouldn't be incel, would be physcially impossible.