I have always known for years that the American Northeast always beared a striking resemblance to the DPRK:
But this is no mere coincidence.
Due to the atypical nature of Pyongyang, serving as the epicenter of government, the arts, science, and technology, it is often jokingly called "Pyonghattan" by some international observers
PYONGHATTAN
Look at this map again very closely:
Where is Pyonghattan on this map???
Pyonghattan is a portmanteau of Pyongyang and Manhattan
Let's break this down further:
Pyongyang = political capital (i.e. Washington D.C.)
Manhattan (i.e. center of Jew York) = financial capital
So, we can safely conclude that Pyonghattan is a code word for an AmeriKKKan city in the Northeast that is between Washington D.C. and Jew York
Now look again at this map of North Korea:
As you can see, Pyongyang is located in the southwest part of the DPRK
So which AmeriKKKan city is equidistant from both cities AND located in the Southwest of the brightly demarcated region (i.e. inside the Northeast)?
Pittsburgh
Where is Pittsburgh located?
Pennsylvania!!!
Who lives in Pennsylvania (i.e. the state hosting the shadow capital of North Korea)?
@VideoGameCoper !!!
How many North Koreans have unrestricted access to the Global Internet?
According to Professor Andrei Lankov:
Only North Koreans with a top secret security clearance from the secret police can hope to have unrestricted internet access
Who, like @VideoGameCoper , in North Korea could possibly have unrestricted internet access?
Kim Jong un
Who, like @VideoGameCoper , is so obsessed with cars to the point of being willing to smuggle in cars in defiance of international sanctions???
Kim Jong un
Who, like @VideoGameCoper , is suspected of suffering from sleep insomnia?
Kim Jong un
TLDR:
@VideoGameCoper , a Pennsylvanian (state hosting the shadow capital of North Korea), is a terminally online car enthusiast suffering from insomnia, who in North Korea has unrestricted internet access + the luxury of affording cars + is infamous for said hobby + is suffering from sleep insomnia?
Kim Jong un
That means VideoGameCoper is likely none other than the man Kim Jong un himself
Fakecel since he is the all-loving FathER of the Korean Peoples (all 25 million or so people in Korea and the approximately 56 millions under the boot of AmeriKKKan Imperialists) and has ready access to a pleasure squad consisting of the most beautiful JB gigastacies in all of the DPRK (or can kidnap European ones ovERseas with his spy agency just like his old man Jong Il)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFwrH1w468
Tagging in all Detectorcels, Koreacels, Brocels, DPRKcels, and JBKcels + JBKdeniercels
@Skelly
@sulpuda @Kimchicel
@DarthBurritoBastard @pedrolopezwasright @Castaway @HomicidalSuicidal88 @Clavicus Vile @SuperKanga.Belgrade @Grodd @Lonelyus
@Samurai
@anandkonda @Biowaste Removal
But this is no mere coincidence.
Due to the atypical nature of Pyongyang, serving as the epicenter of government, the arts, science, and technology, it is often jokingly called "Pyonghattan" by some international observers
PYONGHATTAN
Look at this map again very closely:
AmeriKKKan Northeast = NORTH KOREA
Where is Pyonghattan on this map???
Pyonghattan is a portmanteau of Pyongyang and Manhattan
Let's break this down further:
Pyongyang = political capital (i.e. Washington D.C.)
Manhattan (i.e. center of Jew York) = financial capital
So, we can safely conclude that Pyonghattan is a code word for an AmeriKKKan city in the Northeast that is between Washington D.C. and Jew York
Now look again at this map of North Korea:
As you can see, Pyongyang is located in the southwest part of the DPRK
So which AmeriKKKan city is equidistant from both cities AND located in the Southwest of the brightly demarcated region (i.e. inside the Northeast)?
Pittsburgh
Where is Pittsburgh located?
Pennsylvania!!!
Who lives in Pennsylvania (i.e. the state hosting the shadow capital of North Korea)?
@VideoGameCoper !!!
How many North Koreans have unrestricted access to the Global Internet?
According to Professor Andrei Lankov:
Only North Koreans with a top secret security clearance from the secret police can hope to have unrestricted internet access
Who, like @VideoGameCoper , in North Korea could possibly have unrestricted internet access?
Kim Jong un
Who, like @VideoGameCoper , is so obsessed with cars to the point of being willing to smuggle in cars in defiance of international sanctions???
Kim Jong un
Who, like @VideoGameCoper , is suspected of suffering from sleep insomnia?
Kim Jong un
TLDR:
@VideoGameCoper , a Pennsylvanian (state hosting the shadow capital of North Korea), is a terminally online car enthusiast suffering from insomnia, who in North Korea has unrestricted internet access + the luxury of affording cars + is infamous for said hobby + is suffering from sleep insomnia?
Kim Jong un
That means VideoGameCoper is likely none other than the man Kim Jong un himself
Fakecel since he is the all-loving FathER of the Korean Peoples (all 25 million or so people in Korea and the approximately 56 millions under the boot of AmeriKKKan Imperialists) and has ready access to a pleasure squad consisting of the most beautiful JB gigastacies in all of the DPRK (or can kidnap European ones ovERseas with his spy agency just like his old man Jong Il)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFwrH1w468
Tagging in all Detectorcels, Koreacels, Brocels, DPRKcels, and JBKcels + JBKdeniercels
@Skelly
@sulpuda @Kimchicel
@DarthBurritoBastard @pedrolopezwasright @Castaway @HomicidalSuicidal88 @Clavicus Vile @SuperKanga.Belgrade @Grodd @Lonelyus
@Samurai
@anandkonda @Biowaste Removal
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