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Serious Promise for the new year

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I will cease to be virgin during next year.

This promise does not cover kissing, so I may very well still be a middle-aged human who has never kissed in 2023.

Do you have a promise? What promise?
 
to ascend and get a qt asian gf.

prob not gonna happen but oh well.

just another year of suffering.
 
to ascend and get a qt asian gf.

prob not gonna happen but oh well.

just another year of suffering.
I am 100 % honest and serious now, I don't think I will ever have a girlfriend/wife/fuckbuddy(non-paid)/etc. I am just promising not to be virgin in 2023. I have never broken any promise in my life.

:cryfeels:
 
escortmaxxing for me too
 
Ah my bad, I didn't think you were talking about prostitutes.
Good luck.
I was/am not talking only about prostitutes; any woman will do. But I can't promise to have non-prostitute sex in 2022. I was not ready to promise to get my first kiss in 2022. I can only promise something that I am 100 % able to do (if I don't get sick or die suddenly or something unexpected bad happens).

I almost made this promise to be: lose virginity when the next escort that meets my minimum requirements is available in my area.
escortmaxxing for me too
not maxxing, I promise only to cease to be virgin (by any means) during 2022.
 
I will join the 30yo KHV club this year
 
Save enough money to buy a new monitor.
 
My new year's resolution is that people should treat me better
 
idk really, doesn't matter anyways.
 
This will be my first promise in my life that I fail(ed) to fulfill.
 
how can you fuck but not kiss? I lost some braincells reading this thread tbh
fucking fakecel, why I can't tag you? You have not logged in, because you ascended. Like most young members like you.
 
I failed.

I will not make any promise(s) for 2023.

There hasn't been even a single escort anywhere near since before Christmas, so it's not like I could have just visited one before the year end.
 
I will ascend in 2023 and brag on .is
 
Why are you showing Moskva on your avi? You could show USS Cole instead. Or even better: US/NATO soldiers being hanged like pigs in Iraq by Islamic State and Ansar al Islam.
Why would I? It would not trigger you Putin-supporters like the "unsinkable" Moskva that had "an accident".
 
Putin-supporters
You're assuming I'm supporting an actual nation? JFL. And you probably support NATO by thinking ISIS has been defeated. Sorry to break your copes: American raids on Deir Ezzor are recorded by locals and they don't capture shit.

And Russia? They're not superheroes either way: the Syrian regime is struggling pretty hard (we're in 2023 despite ISIS fell in Barghouz years ago! And now they control villages during the night even in Diyala, that didnt even happen before 2014) from Tabqa, through Hama to Daraa: ISIS still battles the Alawites unlike the NATO Al-Qaeda backed factions.
 
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like the "unsinkable" Moskva that had "an accident".
It was actually sunk. I'm not sure what you're talking about. I buy Russia's PR can sometimes act à la Communist.
 
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I will cease to be virgin during next year.

This promise does not cover kissing, so I may very well still be a middle-aged human who has never kissed in 2023.

Do you have a promise? What promise?
:feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber: LETS GO @AutisticMonstrosity LETS GO :feelsLightsaber: :feelsLightsaber: :feelsLightsaber:
 
Yeah, cheap Vivax, it does the job.

They make only TVs, not computer monitors. Do you use TV as a computer monitor? Was it made in Croatia? Cost?
 
Kisspill and handholdpill are brutal
 
"New blood joins this Earth, and quickly he's subdued
Through constant pained disgrace, the young boy learns their rules
With time the child draws in, this whipping boy done wrong
Deprived of all his thoughts, the young man struggles on and on, he's known
Ooh, a vow unto his own that never from this day
His will they'll take away, yeah"
- The Unforgiven by Metallica
 
did you really think it would be any different? suicide or suffer
 
Why would I? It would not trigger you Putin-supporters like the "unsinkable" Moskva that had "an accident".
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They make only TVs, not computer monitors. Do you use TV as a computer monitor? Was it made in Croatia? Cost?
32 inch Tv 720p, Made in Croatia, bought on discount for 110 eurs. It upscales to 1080P and has built in picture softener thingy so lower resolution videos/games look better than on higher resolution monitors, but any game from the last 10 years doesn't look nearly as sharp as it could be. It does the job for me because my gpu is over 5 years old and most movies/animes are in 720P.
 
Become rich

I don’t know how to proceed though
 
how can you fuck but not kiss? I lost some braincells reading this thread tbh
Yes makes no sense. Usually you kiss a girl before fucking her.
 
32 inch Tv 720p, Made in Croatia, bought on discount for 110 eurs. It upscales to 1080P and has built in picture softener thingy so lower resolution videos/games look better than on higher resolution monitors, but any game from the last 10 years doesn't look nearly as sharp as it could be. It does the job for me because my gpu is over 5 years old and most movies/animes are in 720P.
What model number? Link? Could 40 inch used 1080p TV be found for that price range? Did you really pay in euros in Serbia? What GPU?

For me this is super interesting, they can be manufactured in Croatia and sold for those prices new. What is the recommended retail price and/or what was it sold before discounted to 110 euros?

(I still have GeForce 8600 GT, launched on April 17th, 2007)
 
Yes makes no sense. Usually you kiss a girl before fucking her.
It makes a lot of sense. Because it is more realistic to fuck than kiss, most prostitutes don't allow kissing. They don't like to do it with subhumans and many deem it more intimate act than condom coitus.
 
did you really think it would be any different? suicide or suffer
I did not think 2022 would be different year for me in terms of attracting girls/women. I just wanted to cross the barrier of being a virgin using a prostitute, but I failed. In fact, I was much closer in 2021 than 2022, in 2021 I at least contacted escorts a couple times, but was rejected by two, probably because I told having no experience. In 2022 I did not even contact a single prostitute. Most of 2022 like the last months of 2021 was lost due to long-term illness. Now I am 65-80 % recovered in terms of my lungs. Before May it is too cold outside for me to visit escorts. This winter I already turn 33, so 33 is the youngest possible age now to lose my virginity.
 
It makes a lot of sense. Because it is more realistic to fuck than kiss, most prostitutes don't allow kissing. They don't like to do it with subhumans and many deem it more intimate act than condom coitus.
Oh I didn’t realize you were talking about prostitutes. :feelsokman:
 
Oh I didn’t realize you were talking about prostitutes. :feelsokman:
You didn't bother scrolling 3 messages down where I already answered this in 2021.

You broke your promise too to visit a prostitute by your deadline (which was sometime in 2021 or earlier, I don't remember exactly?). Still haven't done it? Why? What's your plan now?
 
You didn't bother scrolling 3 messages down where I already answered this in 2021.

You broke your promise too to visit a prostitute by your deadline (which was sometime in 2021 or earlier, I don't remember exactly?). Still haven't done it? Why? What's your plan now?
Yes I did break my promise. As to why, I’m just very high anxiety and high inhib. My inhibition has gotten lower but still high. I wish you success, and if I ever escortcel I will post my experience on here.
 
Yes I did break my promise. As to why, I’m just very high anxiety and high inhib. My inhibition has gotten lower but still high. I wish you success, and if I ever escortcel I will post my experience on here.
Thank you.

My advice for you is to just do it ASAP and not think too much (except for the choice of the escort, which is important). You are almost 40 now?
 
What model number? Link? Could 40 inch used 1080p TV be found for that price range? Did you really pay in euros in Serbia? What GPU?

For me this is super interesting, they can be manufactured in Croatia and sold for those prices new. What is the recommended retail price and/or what was it sold before discounted to 110 euros?

(I still have GeForce 8600 GT, launched on April 17th, 2007)
Its this model, regular price was 15 000 rsd around 130 euros, discount 13 000 rsd around 110 euros. You can pay with euros everywhere in Serbia no problem, there are also many exchange offices that can convert your money.

I have Nvidia 1060 3gb version, bought it more than 5 years ago for 210 eur. It's still capable of running modern games fine on medium settings.

For bigger TV 1080P this is a good choice.
Regular price was 26 000 rsd a bit more than 220 euros, discount is huge, costs 17 000 rsd 145 euros.

This one is smart, has built in Android 11 box, costs 20 000 rsd 170 euros

40-42 inch TVs with 1080p resolution cost usually 21 000rsd-28 000 rsd 180-240 euros. Fox, Vox, Vivax, Stella, they are all the same, they use parts made in the same factories in China and assembled here in different factories.
 

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