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Discussion Pro Athletes Are The Top of the Food Chain

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Who sits at the top of the social hierarchy? It’s not presidents, billionaires, generals, or bankers. It’s pro athletes.

Only pro athletes have it all:
>Youth
>Health
>Height
>Great genetics
>Wealth
>Celebrity status
>Fitness

No other group tends to have all these characteristics. Most rich men don’t become truly rich until they’re old, but athletes are pampered their whole adolescence and then handed millions of dollars by their early 20s.

There are thousands of trainers, nutritionists, and doctors whose sole existence is to ensure their game livestock remain top specimens.

Things like political power and obscene wealth are meaningless to a pro athlete who already can have anything they want in the world. Sex is no object to them, which is what everything boils down to.

Much like race horses, they live pampered lives that keep them in top condition and away from the stress of normielife, and their seed is worth thousands of dollars.
 
They all end up broke though and get divorced by gold diggers.

View: https://youtu.be/ntHXyA-S5LM

Cope.

This is just mostly because they’re retarded, but even so, most pro athletes do not go broke. The average NBA player only spends like 2 yrs in the league before getting cut. That’s still enough time to buy a nice house in cash and handle most other expenses, but you’ll need a real job still.

If you’re one of the few that make it past their rookie contract, it’s over. You have enough money to make a nest egg and retire. You won’t be able to buy $3mil cars, but you have to stay in the league to maintain that standard of living.

Even with poor financial management, they still have a good baseline, and the divorce is whatever because you can just find a new bitch easily.

Shaq is the opposite end of the spectrum with hundreds of millions invested into all kinds of businesses.
 

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