Prisonmaxxing, is it the final solution to the Incel problem?

[rope2cope]

I've been sitting here drunk watching a bunch of prison documentaries and I have seen how comfy prison looks, especially in solitary condiment and I just watched one about death row and unironically think I would prefer to death rowmaxx than live this shit-tier life. Best part is there's a mandatory rope at the end of your sentence and then you're free...

 

[PPEcel]

Prison is not comfy. Don't do it.

You're a UKcel, so "death rowmaxxing" isn't even an option.

 

[rope2cope]

Prison is not comfy. Don't do it.

You're a UKcel, so "death rowmaxxing" isn't even an option.

I can't even deathrow maxx, it's over...

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Nah prison is no good mate

 

[Irredeemable]

Prison must be hell, but solitary confiment seems comfy for prison standards.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Rapemaxx?

 

[The Zulfigar]

If it's not myths about nice European prisons like in Norway and Sweden. Those prison cells look better than hotels and flats here. Rather rot in my comfy bed that on a pile of shit in Russian prison

 

[solblue]

Maybe it’s a good idea in the Northern European countries, but anywhere else it sounds like it would suck

 

[PPEcel]

If it's not myths about nice European prisons like in Norway and Sweden. Those prison cells look better than hotels and flats here. Rather rot in my comfy bed that on a pile of shit in Russian prison

They actually are pretty nice. If I had to go to prison in any country it would be Norway.

 

[The Zulfigar]

They actually are pretty nice. If I had to go to prison in any country it would be Norway.

Ik a guy from there, and he used to tell me they give buxx if you don't fail at school and even more if you study good. He was receiving money for atleast not failing school, while I studymaxxed my ass here for nothing. Nordic Chad countries mog in any way possible

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Maybe in Norway

 

[PPEcel]

Ik a guy from there, and he used to tell me they give buxx if you don't fail at school and even more if you study good. He was receiving money for atleast not failing school, while I studymaxxed my ass here for nothing. Nordic Chad countries mog in any way possible

The great thing about those countries is that they're cold, which is awesome, I fucking love cold weather. It means I can wear an overcoat to slightly disguise my shit frame.

 

[PaperSkin]

Cope surgerymaxxing is your only path to ascension. Its over for poorcels

 

[The Zulfigar]

The great thing about those countries is that they're cold, which is awesome, I fucking love cold weather. It means I can wear an overcoat to slightly disguise my shit frame.

Me too brocel. I like cold weather, I like it when it snows or when it rains. I can beaniemaxx and scarfmaxx to take attention of my greyalienmaxxed skull

 

[Strong One]

The only prison I'll ever be okay going to is in Nordic countries.

Btw, wanna be my celmate?

 

[Ropemaxx]

life is a prison

 

[rope2cope]

life is a prison

 

[PPEcel]

Me too brocel. I like cold weather, I like it when it snows or when it rains. I can beaniemaxx and scarfmaxx to take attention of my greyalienmaxxed skull

Snowing is lifefuel

 

[Mainländer]

Prison must be hell. Full to the brim with low IQ violent simps who'll give you hell if you hurt m'lady.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

"Prisonmaxxing, is it the final solution to the Incel problem?"

You realise there are a lot more incels than there could ever be prison capacity?

 

[rope2cope]

"Prisonmaxxing, is it the final solution to the Incel problem?"

You realise there are a lot more incels than there could ever be prison capacity?

Just build more prisons and let me have peace in a 6x6 room.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Just build more prisons and let me have peace in a 6x6 room.

You did not understand what I wrote?

Einstein calculated the point where the system would crumble if people refused conscription and went to prison. No society can afford to prison a significant part of the population, much less than is the share of incels.

 

[Pengwin]

This must be satire right?

 

[rope2cope]

This must be satire right?

Not really, I'll be homeless when my Mum dies since I am too retarded to organize shit so hey it's free housing right.

 

[based_meme]

Maybe it’s a good idea in the Northern European countries, but anywhere else it sounds like it would suck

Basically, this. Prisons in Scandinavia are practically retirement homes, minus the nurses to carry you to the toilet and wipe your ass afterward.

 

[Shaded]

This doesn't apply to anywhere outside norway.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Prison is not comfy. Don't do it.

You're a UKcel, so "death rowmaxxing" isn't even an option.

Depends on the country. I heard some Nordic countries have very good prisons.

 

[voxmadness]

i'd prefer a mental asylum much more comfy plus free drugs.

 

[rope2cope]

i'd prefer a mental asylum much more comfy plus free drugs.

Mental hospital sounds pretty comfy tbh

 

[PPEcel]

Depends on the country. I heard some Nordic countries have very good prisons.

Comfy by prison standards, which isn't very comfy at all. They give you so much NEETbux why would you want to commit a crime?

 

[CrackingYs]

Try jail first and see how you like it before trying prison.

I can speak from personal experience that jail was no fun. I spent one night and didn't get a wink of sleep. Prison is supposed to be much, much worse. I think rope would be much more preferable to prison. ER knew it too.

 

[Indari]

are you retarded? prison is hell for any human being

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Never been there