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Story Prison life is very similar to my current life

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The prisons in my country are pretty comfy.
Almost Norweigan tier. All these rape stories don't exist here.
Almost all inmates have TV's and under some circumstances you can even get old gaming consoles.

The only difference between my life and prison life is internet access and modern gaming. I would have to replace these copes with watching TV and/or reading books.
I'm literally already rotting in a cell, aka my room, the whole goddamn day.

It also seems like that prison life is very "guided". You don't have any major responisibilites and you don't have to worry about anything at all.

JFL I'm not afraid about death or going to prison at this point.
 
I’ve been imprisoned in my room my whole life.
 
Well considering I'm from NL, the prisons here are also comfortable.
If I ever get locked up I'll just end up reading a lot of books.
 
I've done the same since 12 years old
 
Well considering I'm from NL, the prisons here are also comfortable.
If I ever get locked up I'll just end up reading a lot of books.
Definitely not the worst possible option, though not amazing either.
 
remember the food sucks. like school cafeteria tier. also no spices.
 
In a prison from your country you can neetbux with the governments money while rotting in a comfy cell with a tv and an old console? damn, that sounds pretty nice ngl

What country is that OP? :feelswhere:
 
A country which failed to invade Russia in the winter (not France).

Suomi oder Deutschland?

Prison at least in Finland is much, much better place than mental hospital (especially the "B" kind). Prisoners are guaranteed by law at least 1 hour outdoors every day, while I went months without a single time outdoors despite asking everyday. Biggest difference is of course that prisoners can not be drugged without their will and living in a prison is free, while mental hospital stays costs a lot, despite the fact that you were placed there involuntarily. I lost my savings unfairly.
 
Suomi oder Deutschland?
Deutschland.
Prisoners are guaranteed by law at least 1 hour outdoors every day, while I went months without a single time outdoors despite asking everyday.
Yeah, same here.
Biggest difference is of course that prisoners can not be drugged without their will and living in a prison is free, while mental hospital stays costs a lot, despite the fact that you were placed there involuntarily. I lost my savings unfairly.
Oh shit, were you in mental hospital?
 
Oh shit, were you in mental hospital?

I've been to mental hospitals multiple, multiple times. Spent a 2-3 years total in them. Was just talking about the last time. I've actually been to over 10 different mental hospitals. All involuntarily. Most time of that when I was under 18.
 
My subhuman body is my prison.
But I agree, your first world prisons are good. I don't remember what this movie about a gook girl and Australian prisoncel chadlite, I'd like a prison like that.
Nvm it's called 33 postcards and it's suifuel. Also brutal memorypill
 
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It also seems like that prison life is very "guided". You don't have any major responisibilites and you don't have to worry about anything at all.
Sounds comfy, in prison you can ldar in cell all day with no worries about survival, if only there was better food and no dumb kindergarten tier prison politics
 

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