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Story Presentation day

voiceoftreason

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-Spend two weeks preparing for a presentation.
-Do autistic "practice in mirror" tips for 30 minutes everyday.
-Presentation day comes.
-Hear from a source that no-one did their powerpoint documents today.
-Walk into class feeling pumped up and supreme.
-Only 6 people total in class, rest went to salvage a presentation for today.
-I volunteer to go first.
-Start setting up.
-Get ready to present.
-Class stares at me.
-All around me are sarcastic faces. Raised eyebrows. Condescending looks.
-Luckily, I came prepared. WALL-STARE MAXXING.
-I slip up on a word.
-I hear a foid sarcastically repeat that word.
-Presentation starts to go South.
-Thoughts darting left to right.
-I skip points and mix up statistics.
-I hear a foid scoff.
-Approach last slide.
-Luckily last one is a video.
-Switch on video. No sound.
-Check sound. At 100%.
-Begin playing over slide again. Still no sound.
-Chad and late comers come inside class with late assignments.
-"Doesn't look like this guy prepared" -Chad
-Teacher tells me to ignore no sound and continue.
-Tfw video now looks like some acid trip without sound.
-Salvage dignity and say video is very long.
-Teacher allows me to switch off video and go back to my seat.
-Class claps out of pity.
-"Hey, at least you went first" -Normscum.
-Rest of class goes.
-Chad and late-comers comfortably present last minute assignments and get great applauds from crowds.

Jfl at "incels are invisible to foids" cope.
Jfl at "incels have intelligence" cope.
Jfl at "Chad is too degenerate to be intelligent" cope.

Chad always wins.
Foids never lose.
It never began for incels.

Someone pass me the mercury :feelsrope:
 
105400
Rope is calling for you.
 
Go ER on them.
 
Make columbine look like a joke
 
Gosh i hated presentations so much
 
Gosh i hated presentations so much
Yes man. And last year I signed up for an English class before knowing that we did presentations like once every month. I usually had to print out a script or else I would just read off the slides
 
damn that's brutal, sry OP are lives are truly cursed, those fuckers in ur class deserve to suffer as well
 
Who gives a shit so long as you pass the dame class, an in incel your credentials is all that matters
 

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