LifeFuel Potential way to become a father?

[SuperMario64DS]

Thoughts?

 

[nihility]

larp

 

[SuccessfulShark]

GIGA life fuel if true

 

[SirIncel]

This is going to be a big surprise for them when the baby starts dancing sirtaki.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

why the fuck would i become a father

 

[RandomGuy]

Cesarean delivery would be icing on the cake.

 

[Deleted member 21230]

future truecel if true

 

[Napoléoncel]

LARP. I don’t think sperm can live in a hair shampoo, as the chemicals in the shampoo would kill it.

 

[Deleted member 21324]

Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as fuck.

 

[Lame Dude]

Very low chances of something like that happening. I call bullshit.
She is fucking chads on the side.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

any incel can become a father if they moneymaxx
pay a slut to carry your seed then get the baby at delivery

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

cope, chad fucked her

 

[Deleted member 27159]

This is a LARP. The chemicals in the body wash will kill any of the sperm cells in it. But it would be lifefuel if that foid actually did unknowingly rub his cum on herself tho

Very low chances of something like that happening. I call bullshit.
She is fucking chads on the side.

Tbh this is probably what happened if OP isn’t LARP. His roommate is a cuck who let her gf get fucked by Chad and will have to raise the kid.

 

[Neggr]

based greekanon

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Surrogatemaxxing via buying Stacy's eggs and put it either in a surrogate mother or an artificial womb.