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http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/1015/1015946P1.jpg
 
I will post body-wise: http://i.imgur.com/EZSIYiA.png?1
And the Vagina should be tight as fuck. Preferably a virgin.
 
DankIncel said:
I will post body-wise: http://i.imgur.com/EZSIYiA.png?1
And the Vagina should be tight as fuck. Preferably a virgin.

As someone who has fucked escorts, I've found sex better with women who aren't to tight. Last longer. Better orgasm. etc
 
commander_zoidberg said:
DankIncel said:
I will post body-wise: http://i.imgur.com/EZSIYiA.png?1
And the Vagina should be tight as fuck. Preferably a virgin.
As someone who has fucked escorts, I've found sex better with women who aren't to tight. Last longer. Better orgasm. etc
Escort with a tight pussy =impossible
 
Any good looking non-white girl
 
DankIncel said:
I will post body-wise: http://i.imgur.com/EZSIYiA.png?1
And the Vagina should be tight as fuck. Preferably a virgin.

Holy perfect tits, Batman! Those may be the best knockers I've ever seen. And that body. Hot damn!

giphy.gif
 
NekoStance said:
Escort with a tight pussy =impossible

You'd be surprised dude. I've seen one girl who was so tight i could barely move my cock in and out of her. I couldn't even orgasm in the end. I've seen a few other girls who were fairly tight and low count at an agency i used to use. The woman who ran it used to find really quality girls for the regular clients.
 
commander_zoidberg said:
NekoStance said:
Escort with a tight pussy =impossible
You'd be surprised dude. I've seen one girl who was so tight i could barely move my cock in and out of her. I couldn't even orgasm in the end. I've seen a few other girls who were fairly tight and low count at an agency i used to use. The woman who ran it used to find really quality girls for the regular clients.
That's pretty awesome.

You must pay top dollar for your whores.
 
*exists* *not a landwhale* *not a cunt*

Dont need much more than that tbh
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Holy perfect tits, Batman! Those may be the best knockers I've ever seen. And that body. Hot damn!

giphy.gif

>tfw when you will never fuck a Stacy like this.
>tfw when you will never fuck a Stacy
>tfw when you will never fuck a Femoid
>tfw when it = over

The best you could do is jerk off to her while she is getting fucked by a Chad, like a cuck. Total suicide fuel.
 
Petite virgin girl of any race.
 
Either this : https://imgur.com/a/ZWRsG or https://imgur.com/a/NXfGy

Tfw it's over and nobody loves me lol
 
NekoStance said:
That's pretty awesome.
You must pay top dollar for your whores.

Not massively. I was being charged £150/£170 for an hour.
 
DankIncel said:
I will post body-wise: http://i.imgur.com/EZSIYiA.png?1
And the Vagina should be tight as fuck. Preferably a virgin.
What’s her name? I need fapping material.
 
http://atkhairy.qruq.com/scary-hairy/1280/284266/m17.jpg, nsfw btw
literally god tier body
 
Ideally somebody who also has career prospects so that we can both live a comfortable lifestyle.

Bodywise I don't really care. I'm really into girls taller than I am so in a perfect world that would happen. Tits and ass aren't that important, but I'm willing to forgive an ugly face for a nice body.
 
Incel_Because_Short said:
I'm really into girls taller than I am
it's really unfair you won't hear a girl say she's into guys shorter than him
 
See my signature
 
Octopusgun2 said:
What’s her name? I need fapping material.

I have no idea. I'll jerk it to her too if I knew the name.
 
justforlulzandkeks said:
http://atkhairy.qruq.com/scary-hairy/1280/284266/m17.jpg, nsfw btw
literally god tier body

>literally god tier body
GVIPMX7.jpg

You sure about that?
 
https://imgur.com/gallery/iP08q
 
A Good Friend said:
Probably joking, but she was hot on Voyager.

nah, not joking, i dig brunettes, she has solid body and i like female jew phenotype
 
Themisterpepsi said:
>literally god tier body
GVIPMX7.jpg

You sure about that?
>stop liking what I don't like
 
dr-problematic said:
A Good Friend said:
Probably joking, but she was hot on Voyager.
nah, not joking, i dig brunettes, she has solid body and i like female jew phenotype

Too bad the tits didn't live up to expectations.
 
justforlulzandkeks said:
http://atkhairy.qruq.com/scary-hairy/1280/284266/m17.jpg, nsfw btw
literally god tier body

tenor.gif
 
Uglychad said:
OP your sig is so fucking annoying

i used to think the same thing... then I got brainwashed into liking it and put it in my sig. you'll break too...
 
justforlulzandkeks said:
>stop liking what I don't like

Your opinion on this matter is objectively wrong


AND don't you forget that
Jihadi-John.jpg
 
A Good Friend said:
Too bad the tits didn't live up to expectations.

didnt really see her naked, but on celebrity pics she seem to have decent cleavage, also she seems to be tall, but not even sure how tall she is
 
dr-problematic said:
didnt really see her naked, but on celebrity pics she seem to have decent cleavage, also she seems to be tall, but not even sure how tall she is

Here you go.

Sarah-Silverman-Nude.gif
 
dr-problematic said:
didnt really see her naked, but on celebrity pics she seem to have decent cleavage, also she seems to be tall, but not even sure how tall she is

She claimed she was "trying to look gross" in the shower scene, but she's prob just gross.

sarah-silverman-nude-com.jpg



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Solitarian_Walker said:
Here you go.

Sarah-Silverman-Nude.gif

wonder what expectatin the dude above had if THIS didnt live up to them 

lol
 
Weed said:
@"Ryo_Hazuki"

What's the context here?

Are you tagging me because you want me to take against against this thread for a perceived rule violation (presumably female worship) or am I your ideal girlfriend?
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Weed said:
@"Ryo_Hazuki"
What's the context here?
Are you tagging me because you want me to take against against this thread for a perceived rule violation (presumably female worship) or am I your ideal girlfriend?
You're my ideal girlfriend
 
A girl shorter than me


commander_zoidberg said:
As someone who has fucked escorts, I've found sex better with women who aren't to tight. Last longer. Better orgasm. etc

What do the escorts look like are they hot?
 
justforlulzandkeks said:
http://atkhairy.qruq.com/scary-hairy/1280/284266/m17.jpg, nsfw btw
literally god tier body

maxresdefault.jpg
 
ArtoriasWolf said:
What do the escorts look like are they hot?

Of course. I tend to prefer girl next door types than the bimbo types. I've been some some slim pretty blonde types. Although i tend to go for cute girl next door brunette types. Typically size 10-12. I've even been with a MILF or two. Actually the younger MILF. I'd say she was 33-35. She had two kids. She was amazing in bed. What i'd give to fuck her again.
 
commander_zoidberg said:
ArtoriasWolf said:
What do the escorts look like are they hot?
Of course. I tend to prefer girl next door types than the bimbo types. I've been some some slim pretty blonde types. Although i tend to go for cute girl next door brunette types. Typically size 10-12. I've even been with a MILF or two. Actually the younger MILF. I'd say she was 33-35. She had two kids. She was amazing in bed. What i'd give to fuck her again.

Hopefully I make a good amount of money someday. This is how I will cope.
 
Framecel222 said:

>mentally ill normie standardscel fakecel wanting to criticise others for their tastes in women 
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justforlulzandkeks said:
>mentally ill normie standardscel fakecel wanting to criticise others for their tastes in women 
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In what world are hairy armpits anything but disgusting?
 
Framecel222 said:
In what world are hairy armpits anything but disgusting?
They make my dick hard so I literally don't care if anyone else finds it disgusting
 

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