JFL Post text messages you would be sending on a Friday night, if you had not been born an abomination.

[Subhuman Niceguy]

“Yeah bro, I’ll meet everyone at our weekly mixed-gender slow-pitch softball league game. Later we can go across the street for drinks.”


“My gf and I are going camping - we’re bringing our two dogs.”


“My gf is pregnant, bro. She’s gained 60 pounds, but I like thick women. The baby is due next month.”


“My sister works at the ballpark downtown. If you ever need tickets to a game - just meet me at the ballpark, dude.”


“No worries, I can shower at my gf’s pad.”


“My sister just got another puppy!”


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[Subhuman Niceguy]

“My gf is coming over later to watch live-action “One Piece” on Netflix. You can come also, bring your sister and her two friends.”

“My dad said that it was cool for us to spend the night on his yacht. Bring your sister and her four friends.”

“Yeah bro, I’m still awake. You can come through, bring your dog.”

 

[Emba]

"Have you got that cocaine shipment in yet bro? I want my kilo..."

"Is my plane done getting detailed? I need it tomorrow."

"Did you tell the babysitter it was for the whole weekend?"