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Intellau_Celistic

Intellau_Celistic

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Intellau_Celistic

Intellau_Celistic

5'3 KHHV Mentalcel
★★★★★
Joined
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Posts
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Intellau_Celistic

Intellau_Celistic

5'3 KHHV Mentalcel
★★★★★
Joined
Aug 26, 2021
Posts
40,311
"Mommy! Today is the day...I finally get to try to date Jane!"


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"Really? Yay! proud of you for helping Jane all these years honey...It makes me proud to be your adoptive mother!"

"Yeah. Remember when she was in the hospital? All those days I spent calling her...She was always awaiting me!"


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"She struggled without you, you know."

"It makes me tear up some times..."

"Just try to be there for her and console her when she is broken. Please sweetie, okay?"

"Oh! I see her outside! Time to go Mom! Bye!"

"Have fun darling!"


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"Jane! Hey! I was wondering if you would go to prom with me and later-"

"Huh? Uhh...No. We don't mesh together at-all. Your an ugly black loser and I'm a pretty girl so...please just accept friendship"

(Repressing sorrow and tears) "Okay...I understand. I'll always love you as a close friend. You are my sister."

"Thank you for understanding...Doe. Some people are meant for similar people, not different people"

"Yeah...I get you."

(Minutes Later)

"Sup, J. You ready to spin to Rollero?"

"You bet sweetie. Maybe we can "play some games" on the way?"


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(Leaving...)

"That thing is so ugly. Gross!"

"Yeah...dude is clearly an ape. I don't know why he thought he would get you."
 

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