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San Salvador

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A few months ago, some hoe approached me at my college and asked me for a calculator. She said that she has a test in 5 minutes and that she urgently needs it. I said that I don't have a calculator on me right now.

However, I actually had it in my bag the whole time.
Never simp, basedkings :feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall:
 
Dont being a whiteknight
 
Tripped a girl over in primary school and made her cry
 
A few months ago, some hoe approached me at my college and asked me for a calculator. She said that she has a test in 5 minutes and that she urgently needs it. I said that I don't have a calculator on me right now.

However, I actually had it in my bag the whole time.
Never simp, basedkings :feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall:
Extremely based :feelzez: :feelsYall:
 
i used to bully a ugly bitch
 
I said deranged foid to a foid in real life and she was oblivious I laughed.
 
pushed a foid into mud and bushes
 
i stood up to foids and never let em bully me and stood up to chads and got into fights frequently, usually bloody ones and the majority of times i came out on top.
 
Girl in my french class 2 years ago used to always laugh at me when I talked because “my voice didn’t match my body” or when everyone was working in groups and I was alone she would bring attention to me by saying “look at [my name] he definitely has zero friends” and shit like that. My school has it where everyone’s password is yyxxxx (yy = graduation year, xxxx = 4 random digits). So during that time we had our final project online, and I remember getting her password through bruteforcing. The day before the due date I logged into her account and deleted her submission. Weeks worth of work all gone. I was never caught and I remember the next day she was trying to explain how her work just “disappeared” but the teacher wasn’t having it. :feelskek:
 
basedcaluculatorcel
 
Girl in my french class 2 years ago used to always laugh at me when I talked because “my voice didn’t match my body” or when everyone was working in groups and I was alone she would bring attention to me by saying “look at [my name] he definitely has zero friends” and shit like that. My school has it where everyone’s password is yyxxxx (yy = graduation year, xxxx = 4 random digits). So during that time we had our final project online, and I remember getting her password through bruteforcing. The day before the due date I logged into her account and deleted her submission. Weeks worth of work all gone. I was never caught and I remember the next day she was trying to explain how her work just “disappeared” but the teacher wasn’t having it. :feelskek:
This is the most based thing in this thread.
 
Girl in my french class 2 years ago used to always laugh at me when I talked because “my voice didn’t match my body” or when everyone was working in groups and I was alone she would bring attention to me by saying “look at [my name] he definitely has zero friends” and shit like that. My school has it where everyone’s password is yyxxxx (yy = graduation year, xxxx = 4 random digits). So during that time we had our final project online, and I remember getting her password through bruteforcing. The day before the due date I logged into her account and deleted her submission. Weeks worth of work all gone. I was never caught and I remember the next day she was trying to explain how her work just “disappeared” but the teacher wasn’t having it. :feelskek:
Based if you're not LARPing
 
Girl in my french class 2 years ago used to always laugh at me when I talked because “my voice didn’t match my body” or when everyone was working in groups and I was alone she would bring attention to me by saying “look at [my name] he definitely has zero friends” and shit like that. My school has it where everyone’s password is yyxxxx (yy = graduation year, xxxx = 4 random digits). So during that time we had our final project online, and I remember getting her password through bruteforcing. The day before the due date I logged into her account and deleted her submission. Weeks worth of work all gone. I was never caught and I remember the next day she was trying to explain how her work just “disappeared” but the teacher wasn’t having it. :feelskek:
You are a legend
 
A few months ago, some hoe approached me at my college and asked me for a calculator. She said that she has a test in 5 minutes and that she urgently needs it. I said that I don't have a calculator on me right now.
Ironically I did this too. But I forgot I had the calculator the whole time
 
I drew a dick on the foid bathroom wall
 
Fought with a hole in 4th grade, called her a cunt in front of the whole class and got away with it. :dab::dab::dab:
 
Fought with a hole in 4th grade, called her a cunt in front of the whole class and got away with it. :dab::dab::dab:
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