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I'll start:
I hate ladybugs- my cats always chase them around my house causing chaos.
Shitloads of different chinese sub-types of ladybugs that breed like crazy migrated to poland some time ago, as a result they don't have enought food to go around during season and start biting and since they aren't adapted to drinking blood sneakily like mosquitos it hurts like bitch.
When they get scared they pretend to be dead and release some disgusting yellow liquid from their neck that smells like ass.
When it gets cold they swarm into my house en masse and conglomerate into fucking ork hordes in corners and stay there for even months unless I remove them.
Their larvas are supposed to be very usefull in removing pests, but each time I collected a bunch of them and released in my garden to get rid of aphids they just fucked off as far as they could without eating anything.
And on top of it, this insect has a foid in its name.
Shitloads of different chinese sub-types of ladybugs that breed like crazy migrated to poland some time ago, as a result they don't have enought food to go around during season and start biting and since they aren't adapted to drinking blood sneakily like mosquitos it hurts like bitch.
When they get scared they pretend to be dead and release some disgusting yellow liquid from their neck that smells like ass.
When it gets cold they swarm into my house en masse and conglomerate into fucking ork hordes in corners and stay there for even months unless I remove them.
Their larvas are supposed to be very usefull in removing pests, but each time I collected a bunch of them and released in my garden to get rid of aphids they just fucked off as far as they could without eating anything.
And on top of it, this insect has a foid in its name.
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