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Experiment Poll: what would you rather have?

  • Thread starter Deleted member 1252
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What would you rather have?

  • 10x7 pornstar monster cock

    Votes: 4 4.9%
  • 6’5 athletic NBA Pro body

    Votes: 22 26.8%
  • 9/10 chad face

    Votes: 56 68.3%

  • Total voters
    82
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Everything else about you remains the same.
 
can i play 20 years in nba all at a all star level?
 
Chad face and become a model to moneymaxx
 
First one because my current dick is embarrasing.
 
Would even pick 9/10 chad face with 1 inch micropenis over the other options
 
6'5" with athletic body. You can still lose as a turbomanlet with a 9/10 face, but at 6'5" you cannot lose.
if OP would respond to me if you have ability to nba maxx you would be worth 200 million
 
big dick everyday

just look at how ugly ron jeremy is and how much sex he has
 
I'd pick the body
would be nice to mog everyone and also be physically fit tbh
 
I voted for 9/10 face. 6’5 nba body would be nice but it doesn’t specify that I’m actually in the NBA making millions, just have the body.
 
6'5 because I hate being a manlet.
 
u can still be incel @ 6'5 if ur not gymaxxed, but im 5'8 and have shit frame, so ill just get LL and clavicle extension or something
 
6'5 because I hate being a manlet.
I also hate my body type. With a LBJ kind of body you could still slay even if your face was 3/10. I mean come on. A super tallfag packed with muscle will always score. Toilets love that.
 
can i play 20 years in nba all at a all star level?

I guess you also need to be good at basketball and all else that is required (know the right people, grow up in da hood, etc) so it really depends. Everything else about you is the same. So probably no.

My choice:
I’d go for 6’5 athletic body. With that, you will always find a toilet to love you, even with an ugly face.

Manlet with chad face is still a laughing stock. You could modelmaxxx for money but toilets would simply laugh at you IRL. Men would bully the fuck out of you.

A monster cock would mean you would get sex because toilets often like to fuck a big dick just to know what it feels like. You could also become a pornstar and get paid to fuck toilets. But no toilet would ever be your gf if you’re also short/ugly.
 
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Height is greater than anything else
 
NBA body so I can make millions and surgerymaxx my face.
 
6'5" with athletic body. You can still lose as a turbomanlet with a 9/10 face, but at 6'5" you cannot lose.
this. if I was 6'5 even with curryceldom. I would be motivated to surgery max the face and easily ascend.
 
i'd take the face if I kept my current height

but height if my face was an abomination so I can do surgery
 
Both body and face option would make me a slayer but I think face matters more.

There is no face surgery that can make a sub5 face chad face but I can take LL and clavicle lenghtening to be 5"11-6'0 with a good frame. This basically would make me a rich famous male model
 
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i'd choose the body. it's not about looking good, it's about looking more intimidating and masculine than currently.
 
Chad face will get me plenty of dates with holes, lots of one night stands and hookups and through life pretty easily.
 
Tall because i prioritize respect before love
 
chad face. I'm 5'8 so at least I could Zac Efron/Ian Sommerhaldermaxx
 
6’5 athletic NBA Pro body
 
Please just give me a fucking head transplant for christ sake :cryfeels:
 
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