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Experiment [POLL] Guess who will in a fist fight to the death! Powered by Chat-GPT! Featuring a curry, mutt, gook and becky!

Who wins?


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Guess who will in a fist fight to the death! Powered by Chat-GPT! Featuring a curry, mutt, gook and even a becky!

The fighters !

Fighter 1: Balakrishnan - Baljeet Currycel


  • Weight: 67kg
  • Height: 6ft
  • Reach: Good reach due to long limbs
  • Fighting Style: Grappling
  • Striking Ability: Decent at striking and boxing
  • Descent: South Asian

Fighter 2: Hong Yao - Gook

  • Weight: 62kg
  • Height: 5ft 7in
  • Reach: Not specified
  • Fighting Style: Boxing
  • Striking Ability: Incredibly skilled in spacing and boxing
  • Strength: Very strong pound for pound
  • Descent: Southern Chinese

Fighter 3: Penny - Ogre Becky

  • Gender: Female
  • Weight: 75kg
  • Height: 6ft 1in
  • Reach: Terrible reach
  • Fighting Style: Wrestling
  • Strength: Largest of all the fighters
  • Descent: European
Fighter 4: Joshua - MUTT

  • Descent: Half white, half black
  • Weight: 75kg
  • Height: 6ft
  • Reach: Very good reach
  • Fighting Style: Boxing
  • Striking Ability: Decent at boxing
  • Speed: Extremely fast
  • Strength: Very strong pound for pound

Fight Outcomes by Rounds:​

Round 1: Initial Engagement
  • Balakrishnan uses his reach to engage in grappling with Penny, starting strong but struggling with her size.
  • Hong Yao uses spacing and boxing to keep Joshua at bay but struggles with Joshua's reach and speed.
  • Joshua outmaneuvers Balakrishnan with quick strikes.
  • Penny uses her size and wrestling to overpower Hong Yao.
  • Winner of Round 1: Joshua (speed and striking)

Round 2: Grappling and Wrestling
  • Balakrishnan takes down Joshua but has to work hard due to Joshua's speed.
  • Penny overpowers Hong Yao in grapples, showing her wrestling prowess.
  • Joshua avoids getting caught by using his speed and strikes.
  • Hong Yao tries to counter but gets dominated by Penny's size and strength.
  • Winner of Round 2: Penny (wrestling strength)

Round 3: Striking and Counterattacks
  • Hong Yao lands precise strikes on Penny, taking advantage of her poor reach.
  • Joshua continues to use speed to outmaneuver Balakrishnan, landing effective strikes.
  • Balakrishnan focuses on ground control but struggles to keep Joshua down.
  • Penny tries to grapple but gets hit by Hong Yao's strikes.
  • Winner of Round 3: Joshua (speed and striking)

Final Ranking:​

Joshua:
  • Consistently demonstrated the best overall performance with a combination of speed, reach, and effective striking. He managed to outmaneuver opponents and avoid getting caught in grapples, making him the most well-rounded and adaptable fighter in this scenario.

Penny:
  • Showed great strength in wrestling and size advantage, dominating in grappling exchanges. However, her poor reach and striking ability made her vulnerable to precise and faster strikers.

Balakrishnan:
  • Displayed strong grappling skills and a good reach. He could control the ground but struggled against faster and more agile opponents like Joshua.

Hong Yao:
  • Excelled in boxing and spacing but was hindered by his lower reach and difficulties in grappling situations. He performed well in striking but couldn't overcome the size and strength disadvantage against Penny.

Definitive Winner:​


Joshua is the definitive winner due to his exceptional speed, good reach, decent boxing skills, and ability to effectively counter and strike opponents while avoiding being caught in grappling or wrestling exchanges. His well-rounded capabilities made him the top contender in this simulated fight scenario.
 
Curry because grappling
 
Ban everyone who choose curry
 
6ft with grappling style
Doesn't matter. Curries are weak as fuck. Even a 5'8 white Becky in a lower weight class would beat the shit out of a curry.

Also grappling is annoying gay ass fighting style
 
A 5'7 SEA gook with mui thay would kill 6' curry
 
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A 5'7 SEA gook with mui thay would 6' curry
SEA people are terrible at fighting and have bad reach. Manletism cucks them too

SEA curries grow to 5 ft 10 easy and have insane reach but most are skinny lanklets or skinnyfat.

EA's have best chance realistically
 
Joshua on account of being half Tyrone.
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